CTR Race Preview: Coca-Cola City Auto the Auto Pennsylvania Drive Mosport O’Reilly Turtles Tales 150
Aaaah, L'Italia. Vairano. Più bello! Our spacenuts team is ready for another good showing!
Ship parts! Hooray! We know our parts are here somewhere. WAKE UP!
You two stupid idiots! Tonight we're racing the Coca-Cola City Auto the Auto Pennsylvania Drive Mosport O’Reilly Turtles Tales 150. Coca-Cola City Auto the Auto Pennsylvania Drive Mosport O’Reilly Turtles Tales 150, don't you get it? It's MOSPORT, CANADA! Not Vairano, Italy! You dumbasses are "variano", for sure. You... you Aliens! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Oh noes...
From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.