Scuderia Libra sets camp at Mos-Eisley-Port.

July 26, 2017 · by tibone

Season 06

Scuderia Libra has arrived at MosEisleyPort for tonight's Coca-Cola City Auto the Auto Pennsylvania Drive Mosport O’Reilly Turtles Tales 150. The team will be racing their #29 Lowespeed Toyota esperonãotomarumaTunda Duude Energy DuudeWorld NGTRuuck Series truck which will be driven by Tispencer Ballagher.

During the winter-is-coming setup test, the team did made some changes to their Toyota ireallyhopewewont tomarumaTunda, but this is something to be explained in depth by crew chief Alan Donatellofson:

Donatellofson: We did make some serious improvement to the LoweSpeed Toyota. Instead of using lead for the chassis, we started using heavy steel. This allowed for a lighter weight and more maneuverable chassis for better cornering. We also ended our contract with our ghost-engine supplier, Honda and started a new contract with a new supplier from Italy, called FIAT. Our truck now has a cutting edge Fire 1.0 engine, which are built to last and will provide the necessary power for straight-line speed. Lastly, but not leastly, we did serviced the brakes on our truck, apparently, you have to change fluid, discs and pads frequentely, who knew?

Driver Tispencer Ballagher is also excited to race:

Ballagher: Oh man, i love POD racing. I'm a huge Anakin Skywalker fan and i will try my best to kill all the racers.. wait. What? Sorry, someone behind the camera is saying that i'll be racing a CAR, and not a POD, and that the race will take place on a... track? I have no idea what these words means, but i'll try my best to score points for the team and win the race.

Scuderia Libra still haven't announced a new Team Principal, so the administration of the team is still managed by The Powers That Be.

Powers-that-be: After this race, no sooner than that, announcements will be made. Summon a new Team Chief we will. Be prepared or die suffering. Also, hai mom! i'm on tv! lero lero lero.

So, will tonight's Coca-Cola City Auto the Auto Pennsylvania Drive Mosport O’Reilly Turtles Tales 150 mark the end of an era for Scuderia Libra? Will that means that the era of losing is ending?
Who knows? Who gives a rat's ass about what i am writing here?

From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.