{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Driver Horta - missing from the conference, via WhatsApp Video Call (and not a good call)

(Liffio Orifficio - UBol) - Horta, another win last time out, but a more fun race that was? Do you think the improvements that Scuderia Libra has been making will challenge your championship hopes?

It w a fu ce and Tib mad gress - ood for the championsh

(Chew Babaca - MosEisley Times) - gaaaaawn, gggggrrrrrr, grrrrrrrnnnnn. grrrrrrow. gggrrrhahhhhhawwwhhhahwhha haaaaahhwwwwwwhhhhwww.
Translated by Han-Guitar Solo: The wookie here is asking if you think you can handle a tough high-speed track like Mosport, and is asking if you think you can make a lap in less than 12 parsecs.

I lap der secs

(Regi Remo - RedeBobo) - Horta, i know from my 50+ years of covering F1 races, that "to come is one thing and to pass is another!", in this narrow track, with big trucks, how important do you think the pole position is?

ery tant! sition is important to sco ximum poin kend!

-Devagar de Véio Bicha is missing from the room, thankfully.-

Driver Ballagher

(Lito Devagante - SpOrTv) - Tibspencer, we are impressed by your evolution last week. Can we expect a bit more tonight, maybe a win? What are your thoughts on the track? Do you feel it suits your style? Are you believing Horta maybe out of the race before it starts, given he's still flying back to Canada from Italy? Are you racing a new livery tonight, or the same old LoweSpeed? Can you [knocked out by a fellow reporter]

Man, you sure can talk a lot and slow. Fuck.
Anyway. I'll try my best to win. The track is really fun. I wasn't expecting to be fun, but it is. This whole track thing is fun. Horta will be there in time to race, no doubt. FD is the pinnacle of importance for everyone. Lowespeed is a great partner and we won't breach our contract with them, they have been nothing but supportive of our season. I think i can, honestly.

(Fellow Reporter - FS3) - My goodness, I thought he would never stop! Anyway, are you trying a new setup tonight?
Yeah, i don't think he would've stopped, thanks for that. About the setup, yes. We are trying a new setup tonight, Donatellofson recruited some extra help and he's been hard at work to provide the best car and we have been hard(ly) working to provide the best results.

(Piado Malves - FS4) This is the last race of the regular season. Is this the turning point for you?
Turn around, everynow and then i get a little bit closer to the wall and i call the caution's out.
Turn around, it's been a little bit hard to lose all those races, but i hope there's no more of that.
Turn around, LOUDER!
It's the total eclipse of regular season.