{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

The SuperMarioWorldMotorSportsCounsil of Elder Duudes, who rule them all, has issued the following press release, to acknowledge and reply the prostest combo by SLT.

Following :

In regard to these protests, we have each one ruled on these grounds :

- First of all, Scuderia Libra (SLT) driver was the only one to don’t hammer the foot before Green Flag on feature race. He lost some time with that, but he did play by the rules, all the other drivers didn’t wait for the green flag to really put their foot down. We want at least 1s taken off Dave’s, Shaka’s, Mansell’s and Pippo’s time. Or at least more than 0.068s, 0.1 s should be enough.

--- You snooze, you lose.

- Winning Driver Dave, was using illegal high-tech steering wheel, provided by banned manufactor Logitech. The Scuderia can’t afford such high-priced technology and think this gives a unfair advantage to the Williams team. We want our place back as the 2nd for on the FD. So, can you SMWJSDCDEDuuuudeCounsil Duuuuuudes, do something ?

--- On the words of the great John La Joie : Stupid poor people, stupid poor people, can't afford food ?

- Shaka wasn’t racing with the necessary weight penalty, we want him to carry the infamous “Jeff-Flying V Formation” Penalty,which consits of 5 jeffs, in V formation, on top of the car, we believe that is a fair situation for us, since our car isn’t the fastest one, and we don’t like that situation.

--- The only Flying V's allowed in the FD championship are those manufactured by Gibson guitar company, USA. So, no, he won't carry anymore weight.

- Pippo should be penalized for not punting Dave off the track, when he had the chance, hey, we’re driving 1 car team here, against 3 Williams’ses ?

--- Have you considered paying him more (or some money) ? He won't crash other guys for free, learn the skill of bribery. It's is dangerous to go alone, here, take this : *throws a coin at SLT*

- Williams should be penalized for having too many cars on the screen. And our mirrors, seriously, can’t you paint one for your cars pink or something ?

--- Buy a better video card, then. They can paint their cars with whatever color they want, as long as they don't change it every race, because installing skins is a pain in the ass. Other than that, they are good to roll.

- FD management and FDTV should be penalized, for not sending a video out of the last lap of feature, using “Let’s Go Away” as the OST. C’mon duuuuuuuuuuuuude, it’s a done joke. Jesus, do we have to teach everything to you.

--- We are sorry, but such refined videos, takes some time to be wait. Patience is a virtue, young padawan.

(jesus, these guys are whining.)