{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

This was a very exciting race at Daytona Bitch, and while the results were not the worst, it certainly wasn't the best. We at the Scuderia will be filling some protests against some of the things that took place into the ring.

But first, selected quotes from all beloved staff members :

Driver tib :

It was a very exciting race. Feature race was a blast to have. But unfortunately, we didn't had the pace to keep up with the williams'ses, so it was VERY stressful to race around a circle for 14 laps. Also, i had nightmares about having blue cars waving by on my mirrors. However it was fun, and i'm really sad that i couldn't clinch the victory. Too bad KERS isn't allowed in this series, because it would've (probably) given the me victory, on that last stint after turn 2, to victory lane. Our strategy proved right, and we ALMOST made it. However, using fuck F-Ducts, we Williams'ses were able to catch about 10~15km/h per lap on the straight. What a shame.

Sprint race going all, some nice battles with Dave, some nice battles with Shaka, until the crash.  That was shameful, but i don't quite blame him. Sure, it may have been different, if the team involved wasn't Williams, *cough*Renault*cough*, but i'm sure it was a racing incident and nothing more. Also, it was a pretty dangerous (wooo, annie are you okay? in there? annie are you okay? don't move until the woooo marshalls woohoo get to you) move, but i think he only meant to dive down and overtake.

Team Principal Skinner :

I just don't know what i will tell Inspector Shauners. God, we need more money, and fast.

President Luca Di Guevara :

Tib was a lion tonight, fighiting off the roman oppression of the Williams'ses car. 3 of them, against only 1 of us ? It was a battle of Epic Proportions. If they ever make a movie out of this race, they should get a badass, like Bruce Willis, to play Tib. Unfortunately, the resultados didn't came. We scored zero on the sprint gara, and only segundo on the feature gara. Such a problemo. But the sucateria is going to make up, i'm sure. Also, we are filing some protests, to help us.

And now, with the protests :

- First of all, Scuderia Libra (SLT) driver was the only one to don't hammer the foot before Green Flag on feature race. He lost some time with that, but he did play by the rules, all the other drivers didn't wait for the green flag to really put their foot down. We want at least 1s taken off Dave's, Shaka's, Mansell's and Pippo's time. Or at least more than 0.068s, 0.1 s should be enough.

- Winning Driver Dave, was using illegal high-tech steering wheel, provided by banned manufactor Logitech. The Scuderia can't afford such high-priced technology and think this gives a unfair advantage to the Williams team. We want our place back as the 2nd for on the FD. So, can you SMWJSDCDEDuuuudeCounsil Duuuuuudes, do something ?

- Shaka wasn't racing with the necessary weight penalty, we want him to carry the infamous "Jeff-Flying V Formation" Penalty,which consits of 5 jeffs, in V formation, on top of the car, we believe that is a fair situation for us, since our car isn't the fastest one, and we don't like that situation.

- Pippo should be penalized for not punting Dave off the track, when he had the chance, hey, we're driving 1 car team here, against 3 Williams'ses ?

- Williams should be penalized for having too many cars on the screen. And our mirrors, seriously, can't you paint one for your cars pink or something ?

- FD management and FDTV should be penalized, for not sending a video out of the last lap of feature, using "Let's Go Away" as the OST. C'mon duuuuuuuuuuuuude, it's a done joke. Jesus, do we have to teach everything to you.

So, this is it, shoryurePROTEST! - Hypercombo Finish!

We await the SMWCOUNSIL position on our protests.

*humpf*