HRT: Paul Ricards Preview
Is this the weekend?
Santa Martinez: Hi there, my name is Santa Martinez. I've been hired by HRT Racing as their head of press. I will be the one to ask questions and I will be holding frequent press releases to build HRT's fan base. If anyone has any questions feel free to ask me. The team has been working hard in the past weeks getting up to speed with all the changes involved with moving from Formula 1 to this epic series. Our luck and race pace has turned 360 degrees since leaving F1. The team is now confident that this weekends racing will end on the best note yet. After arriving at the track a few days early, jensklemp and his mechanics set to work learning the track. After putting in some laps on different track layouts Jens is feeling confident he knows every corner the track has to offer. Now the team is working day and night to provide our racing driver with the best car setup, with a win being the main goal.
We have been informed that a little man weighing a few kg's will be strapped into the car for the race weekend, but so far it has not hindered our pace. All of us over here at HRT Racing wish the other teams the best of luck this weekend.
Jens would now like to say a few words to his fans.
Hey fans this is jensklemp coming to you live from Paul Ricards, where HRT Racing will be looking to come out in the lead. After joining this series late in the season we all realize that winning the FD world championship is out of the question. However, we will still be working hard to bring the best car the races and attempt to finish #1 in all races.
Wish me luck and lets hope we have a smooth race weekend with no accidents.
By the way, have I ever told all of you how much i despise oval tracks? I am very glad to finally be on a proper circuit with more then two corners.
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