{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Mixed feelings about the upcoming race

Shaka: Going to France with nearly 50 points ahead of the nearest rival is a relief, specially knowing we will be trashed by the opposition there. While I'm unhappy with the idea of not winning the races for the... sorry, can't remember the last time I wo... oh, Monaco? Thanks. Anyway, the idea of knowing I can't win due to weighty penalty is not great, but on the bright side the fastest driver on testing was the newcomer Jens,  85 points behind me on the standings.

If I can finish second behind him on both races I'll still have a good margin to second placed man with only 104 points available. I'll do my best not to pull another FD03 stunt and lose a title again.

Dragon Whelp: Remember me? Well.. my new daddy Asmadi said he will come to the race and make sure we leave France with a larger gap to the opponents on the standings, or else.

Linda Blair: For the last time, I'm not Linda Blair. NOT HER. Geez... That devil little girl is someone else, I'm a white magic card, not a black one! We both might even look similar, but she is the devil, I'm not. I reverse damages. I cause the team to win points, even when it loses. That's what I do. Now please, STOP CALLING ME THE EXORCIST CHICK! FLUCK! Yeah, FLUCK YOU!