{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Ah, France, the french riviera, beautiful beaches, St. Tropez, topless, Brigit Bardot, right ?

WRONG!

RACING CARS!

Scuderia Libra was in the open tests on Paul Ricard, yesterday night and right after it, issued the following press release:

Scuderia Libra is formed and ready to race at PR, we even invited the man whom the track was named after to come along and provide entertainment for us, with you, without delays, Mr. Paulo Ricardo :

Special Guest Paulo Ricardo : It's a great honor to be here, in france, and to watch the best racing series in the world, guys racing the best cars in the world with their 43 look, kinda sideways, like, going away.

Driver tib : Can someone kill this lame dude, PLEASE? God damnnit. I'm not exactly looking forward to this race, i have a feeling, after the yesterday tests, that we will not be competitive enough to score any wins, i don't like to race when i can't win. I really need to get a better setup out of my car, cause i need to find 2 to 3s per lap, and honestely, i have no idea on how to do that. Hopefully, it will rain knives and slashes everyone tyres but mine, but i'm not counting on it. It's time to practice hard, harden the fuck up and RACE! But first i need to calm fown, find a center and medidate. #DhalsimFeelings.

President Di Guevara (via Cuban made iPhone) : What? I'm not in the right France ? What do mean the race is not on the beautiful beaches with the beautiful girls that love to huh... smoke, my.. huh, cuban cigar ? Wait, what, hmmmm, yeah, oh, you're breaking up, sorry.. i.. can't sasdahohohweodwh hear.. asodhaswehfohr... you. *beep beep beep beep.

Hot Intern Chick : I'm like, totally hating this track, but i'm like, totally, considering texting my french BFF and went to the beach and do some topless, i like, totally, really need some color around here *grabs boobs*, ya know? *chews guns*

All guys present : *droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool*

And such is life at the most glamourous racing series in the world.