Kiss a wookie, kick a droid : Scuderia Libra Racing Notes

November 29, 2010 · by duude

Season 04Press ReleaseRace Notes

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Mixed feelings at the Henry j.r International Motor Race Track Speedway Autodromo, for the Scuderia, no wins, yet again and no the best performance, and with that, we almost handled the title back to Shaka, now we need to complete focus on the next race and do our best to win.

Driver tib :

Indy racing was fun, we got last place on the qualify and the feature race, but with a storming start were able to climb up to first position, however the pace was not there, and i guess i tried too hard to defend a position it wasn't mine to begin with, so i ended up spining myself and Shaka and for that i am sorry, it wasn't intentional, i just needed those points, and i guess i tried too hard. After that, it was bringing the car home.

Sprint race was VERY exciting, with loads of action for me. After the grid reversal on the start, i was able to to keep the lead for a couple of laps, but hanging to it was hellish, Shaka was flying, and eventually he got through me, and so i was left to battle with jens, doing my best to keep the car ahead of him, he was putting a lot pressure, and i glued myself to the inside line, even losing time, to avoid letting him splipstream me and to avoid to be overtook on the inside apex of the corners. But eventually he made a beautiful move on the outside, however, i was able to slipstream his car in the straight and shoot it in the inside line, taking back the second place, he didn't gave up, and when my car slipped a bit on the inside line, he almost made the move, while i almost spun, but i was able to hold both the car and the position to finish in a rather epic 2nd place.

President Di Guevara :

Nice gara, especially the segunda, our pilotti was very agressive today, it's-a-me likey that. I was hoping for a double win, to gather more sponsors, but i guess it's not going to happen, anyway, not a big problem, the title is still within reach, i am sending some ninjas to prevent Shaka from racing, very good ninjas too, i got them pretty cheap in my trip to Assunción, and the dude who sold, said they work just like japanese ninjas, but for a fraction of the price, all good. Hopefully, this title is our.

Donatello :

Holy turtle, that R-15 was bloody fast. I need to review the data, but i think i know what is going there, he is probably using a hyperdrive with a cold-fusion coil to boost up the speed, however, that doesn't work with road courses, and his performance for Sebring will probably be not so good as here. So i the team still have a shot at the title. Drivers in a hard helmet, purple power!

Hot Intern Chick (with Tan) :

Like, you know what i totally liked about Indy? Really ? It had that kid from Transformers in it, he is nice, i totally liked Transformers, and i totally liked him, like, for real, ya know ? Oh, you mean the race ? I don't think i watch those things, do you ? I, like, have totally more radical things to do, i was impressed those drooling dudes, like, didn't even saw that i was sun-bathing topless on the top of the..

*AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!

Like, i already told you not to interrupt me, you are soooooooooooooooooo rude. Geez, at least i got this great tan for the next stop, at Florida. I hope to find some cuties there too. Who knows, right ? XoXo.

This was a very exciting, like we're kissing a wookie or kicking a droid :

And so it is, Sebring is where the action is at. We hope to win the title, but it will be hardfought, for sure.

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