{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Less than a week after taking over the former champion team, Team Lotus F1 is ready for its first trip as an official FormulaDuude contender.

Hugh Laurie, Team Principal: We expect to be competitive out of box and we must win both races, score a double fastest lap and take the lead by two points. Anything less than that is a failure. I don't care if people say they don't mind losing from time to time. People lie.

Shaka, Driver: As my new boss said, I must take all risks and go for broke. If I fail to score maximum points on this race I may face an axe, just like my former bosses faced, former employees and teammate. I must say I'm sorry for them, I feel I'm guilty of what happenend last round. Maybe someday I can tell you the truth about that miserable race...

Colin Chapman, PR guy: The team would like to say that we regret what happened with our promo video. We were expecting to launch a full 5 minutes video to celebrate our new campain that would give young drivers a chance to drive our car for a day, but we decided to stop production after that terrible theft. We can confirm the spy told us after a few hours of interrogation that he is a hitman from another team, but his death penalty will be suspended for the next two seasons and we will only activate his execution if this spy is found guilty of a comparable breach during that time.