{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Below is a transcription of the press conference that took place in Laguna Seca, earlier this morning.

(John McClane - Nakatomi Building Journal) Tib, how do you feel leading the standings for the first time ever?
tib : Can't say i hate it. It's feels rewarding for all the hard work we put into the pre-season, and the team deserves it.

(Bob Varsha - SpeedChannel) What are your expectations for the following race at Laguna Seca?
tib : I love the track, i don't how why the track is called Dry-Small-Lake, but i love it. the Corkscrew is along with the StadiumKurve que most beautiful turn of the season. So i expect to be competitive and hopefully leave here still in the points leadership.
(Kill - The Overkill) Last but not least, your comments on your new rival team
tib: The Lotus Team sure have a history, but this malasyan clone isn't the same Lotus i've used to look up to. So, i will treat them, like i treat any rival, fair, but harshly.
Also, i guess their car colors are very gay. Oh, yes, it so very gay.

Announcer: Thank you Tib and good luck
tib : thanks!

(John Bisnaguinha - ESPN 80's) - Shaka, new team, new life, better results ? What are the expectations for the second set of races ?
Shaka : Yeah, sure. I must win now before Tib opens a huge amount of points and I can't reach him anymore. The team morale is high, we're expecting to be competitive and our sponsors promised a Nicole Schahuewuhzininger strip for our party in case of maximum points, so I guess yeah :)

(Le Reporter - L'Quipo Sports) Hey, be sure to invite me to that party! What about the track and how is the car behavior on it ? On the leaker footage, we saw you going wide on a couple of corners, can we expect that in tonight's race?
Shaka : If I win, expect an invitation for sure! The car feels great, but is quite unstable. Overall it lacks front grip on slow corners and the rear is quite loose on braking for corkscrew, I guess I'll have to find a good balance on free practise tonight.

(Juan Sanchez - La conspiración de Cuba) - Rumors are that your bad behavior last round were proposital, and that the Lotus F1 team payed you good money to stay slow on track, so that the owner group of Scuderia Shaka would sell it for cheap. If that is so, you breached the rules of sportivity of the WSC. Also, it's been rumored that your italian hard-ass boss, Don Corleone is a part of it. What are your comments on these accusations ?
Shaka: I don't... I don't want to answer that. I don't know nothing, but if anything comes up, I may say a thing or other if I'm granted immunity. Otherwise, I didn't see him.

Announcer : Shaka, we thank you for your time, and if that party happens, i want an invitation too.