Lime Rock Press Conference
Records, favorites and much more, today's press conference is all about the future. Read all about the predictions for tonight's race below:
Driver Horta - CTR Racing
(Cap10 Obvious - ShttWebsite.wordpress) 2 Dominant wins in a row, can you make it a hattrick? How are you approaching this race?
Imma'pproaching it as it should be: Imma going to race for the win even if it means crashing bandicoot at the armco
(Bobomb Dylan - Vinyl Chronicles) You're now the alltime race winner in the record book, how does it feel? how does it feel? To be your own? A complete recordist, like a rolling thunder (c)NAMCO?
Ahh I've gone to the finest parties, alright Miss Hornies
But you know I only used to get juiced in it, you know (I want the juice!)
Nobody's ever taught me how to save the fuel
And now I haz to get used to it
This is always a compromise
With the lugnut or two
I'm not selling any alibis
As you have flatten tyres
And say do you want to make me sign a new deal?
(Al Lonso - H8nda Times) Do you feel that the championship is in the bag? If so, can i get that bag? Pluh-ease?
Mr Lonso, please ask that to Mr. Ba-ba-bad to Tibone. Imma just a 93 time race winner.
(Devagar de Véio Milho - FGSports 2) Time to cool the basement, foot on the porkchop, aim the cochroach, press the bojangles, drop the clippers and go for the firecracker?
Hmmm, porkchop. Yummy!
Driver Tibby McQueen - Scuderia Virgo Libra
(FD Owners apologise for not issuing more than 4 media passes this week)
(Cap10 Obvious - ShttWebsite.wordpress) You started the championship in a high, now you're in a low. Do you plan to recover? Where do you want to finish today?
I am Scoring High and Low
Driving from the sky above
Looking for, more and more, points again
I'm Scoring High and Low
Sometimes I may win, sometimes I'll lose
It's just a race that I race
(Bobomb Dylan - Vinyl Chronicles) Ah, you never turned around to see the pitlane? On the haulers and the mechanics, when they all did tricks for you? You never understood that it ain't no good to finish last?
You shouldn't let other people get your tyres for you
You used to ride on a purple horse with your name on
Who carried on his shoulder a GrayAngora cat
Ain't it hard when you discovered that
HORTA really wasn't where it's at
After he won from you everything he could had won.
(Al Lonso - H8nda Times) Can I see your bag? Pretty-pleeeeease?
How about, no? Unless you want to see my knuckle bag. *punches fist*
(Devagar de Véio Milho - FGSports 2) You're from the branch, you play down the marimba and point the rocket to the middle, put the metal to the fetal and race against Mr. Landi?
In the elderly times, from the land of the old wizard, the first to see the brake disc glow.
metal to the fetal:

From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.