Scuderia Libra gets to Lime Rock(rock!)

June 21, 2017 · by tibone

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Scuderia Libra has arrived at Lime Rock for tonight's All-Star NASCAR Honor Hampshire Southern Lime Rock Texas Shops Bojangles’ for Camping 150 FDNGTRUUCK Race.
The team is prepared and ready to race for the win.

Driver Tibdy Tosselin: This race has everything to be a great one. I really like this track, looking at the map at least, since i have never drove there. And looking at pictures online, it seems to really suit my driving style. There's tarmac in the middle and grass on the parts where we not supposed to drive. It seems to be a good track and it should be a good race.

Crew Chief Alan Donatellofson: I'm analysing the performance under the microscopy and according to my calculations we shouldn't be more than 5s behind pace. I'm trying to develop some new parts for the truck, because trucks can carry more weight, but apparently the rules forbid us to mount laser turrets on the back of the truck, so i'm all tapped out of ideas. Holy turtle!

Team Principal Skinner was not found for comments at the moment.

The team is ready to race their #29 Toyota TomaremosUmaTunda with our Lowespeed Scuderia Libra FormulaDuude NGTruuck Truck. Tonight we shall (Lime) Rock!

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