Long Bitch Preview: Williams Grand Prix

June 16, 2010 · by duude

Season 03MediaPress Release

williams_fdWilliams FD is heading to Daytona Long Bitch for the penultimate round of FormulaDuude Season 03 Championship.

Shaka: I'm obviously looking forward to this two races at the Long, Bitch track in USA. My record in street courses is much like old Gilles or Nigel, either win or wall: great wins at St. Petersburg and Surfer's Paradise, with horrible races at Montreal, Monaco and Adelaide. This time should be a good time. I did some practice laps there and must say our FW-15E is not really suited for the course, but that should affect my main rival too and, if everything goes down as planned, we're going to rock Sebring's world!

Dave: [blacked out]

Patrick: FW-15E is not really a racecraft designed for slow, bitch tracks like this long, bitch track. Our engine is too powerful for the 1st gear corners and should cause overspin 35 times per lap according to the simulators

Frank: I'm looking forward to this race to see if we can clinch both titles at this one. That may not be possible, but we hired an accountant to check that for us.

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contadorAccountant: I'm sorry, I worked day and night for the past... week I guess and did thousands of math calculations, functions, malfuncions and brainfunctions to find out what is Williams' chances of clinching both titles this week.

Accountant used his laptop to calculate faster
Accountant used his laptop to calculate faster

After days of hard work with the help of my laptop, I finally came up with the result.

The chance of Williams getting both titles at Long Bitch, considering Shaka has 10 points ahead of Tib, 31 are at stake this weekend and 42 will be up for grabs at Sebring is...

zero-h1

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