{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

As the team arrives in New York, staff members returns to Losel's Headquarters while figureheads talks about Melbourne GP.

Despite its low scoring from feature and sprint races, finishing in 4th and 3rd positions, and all those mismatchings, invisible drivers, delayed green lights before the race starts, Losel Racing is very satisfied with this weekend's results. See it below:

Dave (survival driver): Albert Park streets seems a bit narrow for me and Pippo, so we had some clashes and crashes around. Our struggle was perfect... for Mario Kart, with ballons and shells. It seems easier to run alone every races, especially if you're slower than your rivals and they had to paul tracy you every corner. But all these things can't be  ignored as a real race will ever make you facing real opponents and that's part of the show. So I couldn't blame those crashes at all. It happens and the show must go on. I can blame only myself for that. I was the slower one and I'm still the less skilled driver on the track. My apologies to everyone.
I'm glad that we scored that 10 points, but this isn't all. I feel like I became more competitive than before. I'm still green, I admit, and made some mistakes that screwed my entire race. But, it's just a matter of time and hardworking to improve my skills. Comparing to FD02, I feel much more competitive and I promise that you guys gonna get some headaches soon. Losel Racing will challenge you guys, like Super Monaco GP times.
Now, I'm coming to my hometown, Sao Paulo, to rest and watch Sao Paulo Indy 300, opening Indy Car 2010 season while drinking as much beer as Homer Simpson can drinks!

Samuel J. Lackson (team manager): I'm so proud of Dave. As said before, despite the clashes, the crashes, the crap, all that sh*t, it was a good show. I can't wait to see the charts and confirms my bet. Well, well well... I can blame one thing: that crappy Porsche. I talked a lot on backstage with Luca Di Guevara, from Scuderia Libra that quoted our car as "Piu porquera! You should sostituire questo car to a Ferrari like la nostra!!". I'm thinking on that, Luca. So, from now, I decided to discard this crappy oversteering m*therf*cker Porsche.

Melbourne GP brought not just 10 points, and Losel Racing came back home and found business doors wide open, as the team signs some "Veellionaire contracts", as Team Principal says:

Flavor Flav (Losel Racing owner/stakeholder): Wazzup niggas! I didn't see the races, this weekend, but I can assure you that our car will be shiner than you saw at Melbourne cause we signed a veeeeeeellionaire contract with our sponsors, mainly beer manufacturers, whiskey, casinos and cigarrettes. They said that Losel Racing is the perfect place to advertising as our main driver (who I forgot his name, but who cares) was spotted smoking and drinking its brands at the pits! They believe that we can expand this branding around the world while racing, especially in those countries that those eco-suckers annoys a lot, like France and Canada! Man, everything is marketing in this world! I can smell the dollars' pool that I'll be swimming at! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!

Stay tuned!