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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENES CONTAINS....some red stuff

Reporter#1: LSS Racing arrive here to Richmond with many a 'scar' from the last race...

After the war last round no one has bothered Lizard or Principle Dragon as they ate and shot there way out of the Scottish hillside. By the time they got free the track was flooded, but not with rain..... They are not wanted by the Scottish Athorities as they didnt kill anyone Scottish so the Athorities went back into the Pub and continued drinking wiskey like nothing had happened. The main news this weekend is the attention that Dr Vonoiral Aknoyla has been getting from a team and the owner of the track, which she did not want. This was quickly snuff out when she went to get her bodyguard, known as Tank...

who was doing a spot of spring cleaning.....

Back to this weekend, LSS Racing are in a rut atm, a poor run of results means this is a must win 2 races for them or they might aswell give up the championship challenge and start a demolishing derby instead. After last weekend i wouldnt see anyone beating them at that.

I have here Bob Billy Bob, what do you think LSS Racing chances are this weekend?
Bob Billy Bob: They have no chance, they are crap!!

Reporter#1(PANICKED!!!): Err i think we should have seen that coming after last week. Quick everyone wave to Lizard so he doesnt kill us all...
*Crew and reporter start waving*
*Lizard walks off with his 'scar'*
Reporter#1(PANICKED!!!): So err, while Bob Billy Bob gets taken away put back together for his next interview, we can go over two Reporter#2 for some interesting news.
Reporter#2: ITS GOWN RAIN.......
Reporter#1: Thanks Reporter#2, im guessing thats the weather forcast for the races this weekend....
Principle Dragon: What a load of silt!
Reporter#1: Ah, Sir Principle Dragon, how are you, feeling confident this weekend?
Principle Dragon: Im rather hungry actually.....
Reporter#1: Err Thanks Sir, sorry folks thats all we have time for....*starts running*