{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

The hardest challenge thus far!

Shaka: Coming from another positive weekend we're now facing our hardest challenge, racing a track narrower than Radial Leste lanes in Sao Paulo, as banked as Bradesco Bank and carrying Jeff Duck on my car, all our hopes lie on another strike of Lady Luck like we saw in Phoenix. Team bosses brought some new staff specially for this race, hopefully the idea will pay off.

Sengir Vampire (temporary engineer, +3/+3): We are working hard to make Shaka win both races, but it's gonna be tough. I already met a few members from the rival teams and must say they were delicious. *BURP*.

Krovikan Vampire (temporary lollipop man): I'm not Edward. I'm Krovikan, you moron. Anyway, I've been practicing the lollipop job for the past 600 centuries and from my point of view, Shaka will have the edge on Drive Through penalties for this race as he usually does. I'll do my best to meet our rivals lollipop men too, maybe I can get them working for us secretly. Btw, that chick Dr. Vonoiral Aknoyla is so hot!

Richmond Circuit Owner: I'm very pleased I'm hosting a FormulaDuude race at my circuit! MY Circuit. MY, got it? What? You don't like it? FUCK OFF MAN! Your words are as empty as your soul!  Oh yeah, El-Hajjaj paid a good money for giving his team the best garages of the paddock, the finest grid girls and, well, that chick over there. Sorry LSS, she's under Krovikan's control and I'm not in the mood to hunt them. Not when the money is right. =}