Scuderia Libra : RichterBelmon(t)d Preview

September 29, 2010 · by duude

Season 04MediaPress Release

scudettoScuderia Libra arrived early at the RichterBelmondo oval track, home of this week's FD event. After a couple of laps testing, the guys of SLT talked to us, FD Official Blog a bit.

Driver tib :

Can't say i am pleased with the track, the car, or the (lack of) setup. I'm not that much into ovals from the start, and it's not a secret that i really dislike small tri-ovals, so you can imagine what happened, yeah, lack of pace. Anyway, the idea for the race is to take as much points away from Shaka as possible, because i expect both Liz and Dave to be strong in this track, and with Shaka carrying a heavy ballast, i may have a chance to take away points, but only time will tell how things go, one thing is for sure, my style is not suited for this track.

Unofficial singer Kyle Justin :

He's gonna take you around for a spin
to race the shitty track that suck ass.
He'd rather have a buffalo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest racer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry GTR² racer
He's the Angry NFS, LFS racer.
He's the Angry Simulation Racer.

President Luca Di Guevara Clinton :

*You have reached Di Guevara's personal mailbox, please a message after the beep.

It's-a-me, Guevara, i can't answer my phone right now, probably because i can't hear it, over the sound of HOW AWESOME I AM, or maybe i can't hear it over the scream of this chick i'm banging, but who cares, right ?

*BEEP*

Intern Chief Mechanic :

Does anyone know how to correct Oversteer ? And Understeer ? And anything? really, guys, i don't want be fed to a dragon, damnit!

Guy who spilled coffee :

God Damnit, Maverick!

SLT is in for a big treat at the Richmond GP, at least looks like it. Also, the scuderia released this video, showing tib lapping and hating the track.

From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.