{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Ah, the french riviera. Beautiful girls, good food and.. loud race cars.
Tonight FD will come (huh, huh, he said come) to the French grounds for the NRA Texas STP All-Star Parts City Race Kobalt Old Magny-Cours Bank 150, below is a transcription of today's press conference.

Driver Horta - CTR Team

(Livio Orificio - AOLUOLBOL) - Horta, 5 wins in a row, and a dominant season so far? How boring it is for you to race alone, all by yourself? Does it get to the point where maintaining concentration is a problem?

I... I... don't see it that way. I know I've made [several] mistakes while leading but it's been tough and fun all along.

(Serje Lake - Freelance) - Rumours are that this track suits will better than almost any other track in the season. Do you know the track? Do you enjoy it?

I kinda like the track, it's a nice one. Look, there's a cow!

(Luis Amilton - FIA News) - Do you think we should set a role model for the kids? Or is racing for grownups only?

We race funny cars on almost empty tracks. Grownups, obviously!

(Tião Feto - FIA Times) Honestly, what are we doing here? Racing or interviewing?

Ping-pong?

(Delavar de Véio Bicho) Time to cool down the porkchop, put the fireworks straight, foot on the basement, stick on the machine and 'eave race?

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Driver Bope - SL RACING TEAM

(Livio Orificio - AOLUOLBOL) - Tebeck Bope, we were expecting you to be far stronger than what we've seen thus far. Are you disappointed?
I don't know. Probably? I want to win. I just can't seem to make it happen. Props to Horta, i suppose?

(Serje Lake - Freelance) - You have a good history with French tracks and was very competitive at Rouen-de-les-Sarthe. Will we see you win again tonight?
I hope so. But my history in French tracks is not so good. I had good races at Dijon once. But Paulo Ricard of RPM always got me. And i never raced at this Magnyfied Glass Course, so who knows?

(Luis Amilton - FIA News) - Last race Horta crashed you twice, both during qualifying and race. Are you going to tell Charlie about that?
Charlie? What can Charlie Brown do about it? Or perhaps you are talking about Charlie/Nash? That guy is like a gay guile, but i don't think he can help it, either.

(Tião Feto - FIA Times) About that, was he crashing or just rubbing you?
I hope he was crashing. I don't want to rub against him. EWWW.

(Delavar de Véio Bicho) You're from the business, you need to exorcise your demons, pedal to the metal and go to Allah! Allah! Allah!
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