Scuderia Libra sets up camp at Magnyfying Course

Scuderia Libra has set up camp at a small track that looks huge, through the right lens.
The team is ready for the NRA Texas STP All-Star Parts City Race Kobalt Old Magny-Cours Bank 150 tonight at the french venue of Magny-Cours. The #29 Scuderia Libra Dodge the Barries Phone Charger Logano Arte de Chorarlate DuudeEnergy Cup Series car is inspected and after only 208 mismatches is ready to race.
We caught up with team personnel at the garage.
Driver: Tebeck Bope We need to push, push-a like-a hell-a. We need this win, more than a feeling, i mean, more than anything. It's hammertime, it's go time, it's morphing time! It's VéioLento time! Go go VéioLento, *riff*, go go VéioLento, *riff*, go go VéioLento, the mighty slowing Véio Lento! Err, i mean, i'll win tonight, for sure. I'm the fastest, evar.
Crew Chief Alan Donatellofson: Holy turtle, back to cup cars already? I was just learning how the trucks work and now we're back in Uncharted ((c) Sony) territory again. I guess the setup of the car will be simple. Make sure it doesn't explode and that it has enough gas to finish the race. How difficult can THAT be? Right?
Team Principal Skinner: I'm this close to jumping of a building. You have no idea how stressful my job is. And my mother, geez. It's enerving.
So, a collected desire for the win and lots of good moods around the purple garage today. Will they be able to convert all that into a win? Find out, tonight, at FORMULADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.

From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.