Toejam & Earl looking for parts, CTR finds new partners!

July 18, 2017 · by shakaxd

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Following an outstanding performance in British territory, Toejam & Earl where not seen around the garages anymore. A note was left behind saying "We think we found the last ship part. Jammin'! We going there on our SUPER HITOPS" and the Bwoah CamelToe Racing Team spent some extra time sealing British deals and found a new, important partner: Eddie. Not any Eddie, but The Eddie. With a creepy looking car out there to IMPALE Tibbfrey Loseheart, the Cup favorite Fernando Horta now has a ride that looks like it was designed by a teenager a real racing car for Cup as well

 Imma really exciting, ya know? Be driving the Bwoah CamelToe Racing Chevrolet Impaler FDCuuuup for the first time in Magma Course will look like hell ... for Tibbey! I can't wait to see our new pit troopers doing their very best whenever I'm in need.

Eddie We'll change your tyres and refuel you too
You run the car we pit you when you should
And when you're waiting for the next lap
We'll have Tibbey nearly being lapped

The NRA Texas STP All-Star Parts City Race Kobalt Old Magny-Cours Bank 150 takes place tomorrow night after a week of delay.

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