June 7, 2011 · by shakaxd
CamelToe Racing is on the Road. On the Road to America!
We'll spend the next month or so in the Uncle Sam Land, racing at all sorts of race ways: Roads, Lakes and NASA base! Maybe we find our missing ship places there and get back to our planet, right Earl?
Racing in America is always special to me. I grew there and spent my first days beating the crap out of YOU, now it's time to resume dominating this sport again.
After so many failed races where I should have capitalized over my teammates misery, I'm still leading the board but with many, many points less than I should'of have by now.
Seriously, how plagued I am? Even that Moron Lickin Mustache has won a title this year and I have not!
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