{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

After a disappoint double 2nd place on A-1 Ring, Scuderia Libra has issued the following statement :

Scuderia : Such a shame, to lose a race in the very last corner. It felt, just unfair. But the team is confident that the results will come on the next race at Australia.

tib (Driver) : Oh man, such a shameful race. I couldn't freaking believe it. The feature race was a bit boring, since i ran alone pretty much the entire time. After i spun on the first lap on cold tyres, it was a matter of finding a pace and pulling away from the new guy, because Shaka was way too much ahead for me to tackle him. But the sprint race, oh well. The start went fine, and i was able to keep Shaka behind me during the entire race, until the last corner, the car ran wide, and i lost JUST the exact ammount of time for him to overtake me. I was so angry i punched the dashboard of the car, broke both the dashboard AND my finger. Hopefully the medical monkeys at the Scuderia will be able to heal me in time for the next race.  I'm pretty sure we can be competitive on the next race. Specially since, i am pretty sure that Williams was running a car with Traction Control, Abs Braking System, Fly-by-Wire Throttle, and probably more, while i was running an all analog car. No bullshit, *I* was doing the driving. I already asked my team to fit those computers in the car, but i don't know if they will be able to do it in time for the next race, only time will tell.

Luca Di Guevara (President) : Caspita, mas che merdetta totalli! I spit my entire spaghetti dinner on the television when i saw that ultimo giro. Tib wasn't the piu veloci on the track, but we could've won the gara. Such a vergonhetta evento for the team.  Also, tib asked about all those eletronics, but without sponsors, how he espera us to be able to afford ? Denaro, che è buono, non abbiamo. I thought about firing him, and sending him to Losel racing. But he only askes for 1 beer per race, and i can't afford a better driver right now, so he'll have to do it.   But, the broken dashboard will be taken out of his denaro, io non care. Also, has anyone seem our team manager ?

Scuderia :  The Scuderia might enter a formal protest into the MWSDFCA$F$%GTT$#Y¨C Council regarding the use of eletronics on the cars.  But this decision is yet to be made.