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The FormulaDuude Miracle World Sport Duuuuuude Counsil has just issued the following press release:

Regarding the incident that came to light during the opening races of the Third Season of the FormulaDuude World Championship, the FDMWSDC decided to launch an investigation on Williams Grand Prix Engineering ECU system. Following reports from the other two drivers and expectators, the Williams FW-14B was suspiciously faster than the rest of the competitors, raising eyebrowns even from former drivers of this series. There's a high possibility Williams were using a controvertial ABS/TC system that albeit on LOW setting (as permitted by the rules) generates as much grip and traction as on HIGH, therefore being illegal.

The FormulaDuude Miracle World Sport Duuuuuude Counsil has asked Duuuuude expert Guile Blacking to inspect the FW-14B car and until further notice, the car cannot be used on the FormulaDuude series. Driver Shaka is not subject to this investigation and has received permission to race on the Albert Park circuit next week.

Janken, The Great
President of The FormulaDuude Miracle World Sport Duuuuuude Counsil

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