Shaka and Lotus marriage is over!
Current FormulaDuude Champion Shaka issued the following statement:
Following months of discussions, threats and lack of payment, I decided to leave Lotus F1 Team. Since the infamous Sebring race our relation has suffered various setbacks, and the Soviet take over only made the matters worse.
We had agreed a pay-by-race and they simply never gave me a dime after Silverstone. It's impossible to feed my 23043 children without money, so I'm leaving.
I'm not sure if I'll be able to race the last rounds of this season and fight to defend my title, but I'm working hard to line up there. This afternoon I'll pay a visit to the local junkyard and look for anything that I may use to forge a TVR-400 for myself, or even finding a full car there.
My sincere thanks to my fans all around the globe who are sending me $0.50 donations via PayPal. Thanks!
From the Formula Duude archive: an in-universe blog of a fantasy GTR2 league. Drivers, team bosses and quotes are parody, borrowed from pop culture.