{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

After a 2nd on the Monaco GP, Scuderia Libra is back into the 2nd place of the overall standings for FD. Not a bad result, but being 2nd place is not what the team is about, so in the end of the day, the team felt that they could have done more and got the 1st place. That made them feel, well, a little.. enraged. Like a bad mofo on a bad day.

Driver tib :

The race was kinda boring, started 2nd, finished 2nd, got 2nd place back on the championship, kinda cabalistic, but not good enough. I made some stupid mistakes during the race, and that's not like me, none of the mistakes costed me too much time, however i specifically said to the team, that i didn't want to change the tyres in the pit. Anyway, shit happens, at least i avoided the barriers long enough to gain important championship points  and now it's up to the 908Hd 1080p Diesel FAP FAP FAP FAP car. Hopefully it will perform as well as intented and bring us some wins on this part of the season.

President Luca di Guevara :

Gara? There was a gara today ? Why don't nobody tells me these things ? Where was i ? Oh, right, casinos and strippers. How can anyone bother to watch a gara? Thankfully our pilotti got 2nd place and we closed the deal on the sponsorships for the next car. Not as many as i would like, but enough to keep my pockets full. Now, from the beautiful girls and casinos to the wine country of La Sarthe, not bad aswell. There's some great bubbly wine from there to drink. So, it's all good.

Intern Mechanic Dude :

I really don't see why everything is my fault. I hate being an intern, if i change the tyres i'm wrong, if i don't change the tyres, i'm wrong, if i hit on the hot intern chick, i'm wrong, if i don't hit on her, i'm gay, i can never be right on this job ? If this keeps up, i'll just quit this damned job. The car was good, fast and could have won, if the driver didn't fucked up so many laps. But anyway, 2nd is better than 3rd, so, i'm not too worried.

Hot intern chick :

Like, i really liked this place. I can do topless on the top of the hotels, and like, all the people treat you totally well, it's awesome around here. I never been to a race like this before, it's usually small motorhomes, all greasy and gross, but this Moneco place is like, totally awesome. I could even pretend to care about the race, while sunbathing in my bikini, soooo good, i probably forgot something important, *camera shows the memo from tib to mechanics about NOT changing the tyres*, but not even remotely as important as my tan, i feel so pretty right now! Like, awesome right?

Generic Mechanic :

*drooooooooool* Do i need to... *droooooooooool* What?

Well, the team looks confortable and focused enough on the race business for the next. The car is ready, and being deployed to France as we speak. So, c'est fini for today, folks.