Williams identifies and fixes Shaka's chassis!

May 28, 2010 · by duude

Season 03Press Release

williams_fdAfter months of investigation, Williams Grand Prix FormulaDuude Team Equip Group managed to find and fix the issue with Shaka's FW machine.

Patrick "Paper" Head: We conducted a complete investigation on Shaka's chassis FW-14D and FW-15E and found several damaged components, probably caused by sabbotage. Among the damaged parts there were:

- Damaged steering cord
- Damaged brake springs
- Broken wheel centering device
- Failing throttle / braking cables
- Malfunctioning horn

After fixing the problems our team is confident our driver will have a better chance over the next races. We are now investigating why, after rebuilding the whole machine, 3 screws were left on our garage. We don't know where they were, but certainly we're now having a car 3 screws lighter!

Shaka: Just one thing to say to my fans at Jerez: SCREEEEAM FOR ME SPAAAAIN!

Broken flush mechanism caused mayhem at the factory after lunch
Broken flush mechanism caused mayhem at the factory after lunch
Replacement steering cord and brake spring
Replacement steering cord and brake spring

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