{ Fernando Horta } → Formula Duude

Williams Grand Prix Engineering gathered journalists from all over the worlds for a press conference held this morning at their factory in Grove, UK, Earth. Team owner Frank was absent recovering from headache, but Team Principal Patrick 'GuitarHead' read a statement prepared by the team

"Williams Grand Prix Engineering is very sad to inform that the team will miss the upcoming Australian Grand Prix at Albert Park. The FormulaDuude Mario World Sport Duuuuuude Counsil left us no other option as they are investigating the matter as fast as a blind, cripled turtoise. It's an outrage to raise suspicious against a highly technical and fair team as ours. To avoid running sub-judice, we decided to skip the next race and highly damage our Constructors Championship fight.

Shaka has been very supportive of the team since he arrived, showed a great respect for everyone and had serious thoughts of missing the race standing at our side, but we couldn't let this happen, so we're freeing him to race with another car in 48 hours. In fact, we're receiving calls from other former rivals from minor formulae offering their cars for free and we're specially keen on accepting one built in Enstone that we find particularly interesting for us to check.

For The Council Duudes, just a small warning: You better run like hell
With your empty smile
And your hungry heart
Feel the bile rising from your guilty past
With your nerves in tatters
When the cockleshell shatters
And the hammers batter
Down the door
You better fun like hell
You better dun all day
And run all night
And keep your dirty feelings
Deep inside
And if you take your girlfriend
Out tonight,
You better park the car
Well out of sight
Cos if they catch you in the back seat
Trying to pick her locks
They're gonna send you back to mother
In a cardboard box
You better run"