02. That is the magic number, the car number, the total margin of victory in our hearts, and the exact amount of sanity remaining in the SEGA garage after four blistering laps around Circuit de Nevers Magny-Cours! SEGA executives are currently weeping tears of pure blue-hedgehog joy over this magnificent GTR2 triumph, completely ignoring the fact that four laps is barely enough time to warm up the tires!
Fernando Horta (Driver): Man, I don't even know what just happened out there! Four laps around this French roller coaster felt like an entire 24-hour endurance season packed into seven minutes and thirty-six seconds! Alexei Vasiliev was breathing right down my rear bumper the entire time, his Freisinger Porsche looking like an absolute hungry shark in my mirrors. I kept telling myself: just hit the apexes, don't look at the delta, and for dios mio, do not brake on the white paint! We crossed the line just 1.6 seconds ahead of the pack, and honestly, my arms feel like they've been wrestled by a gorilla. But we took the win! SEGA does it again!
ToeJam (CamelToe Racing Team Principal): WHOOSH! Funk is on a roll, baby! Look at that #02 Porsche fly! Outstanding moves, totally rad pacing, let's jam!
Earl (CamelToe Racing Chief Mechanic): Word, man! That wasn't just driving, that was pure supersonic funk-action on French asphalt! Now somebody find where we parked the hoverboard!
The Super Mario World MotorSports MicroSoft Duudes Driivers Council Foundation has issued a brief emergency decree regarding Motion 20170618/02 confirming that four-lap races are entirely too short for proper coffee consumption. The ElderCouncil has retired to the hospitality tent for immediate naptime.
Ps. Lost and found in the paddock: one very confused inflatable dolphin, a jar of questionable Dijon mustard, and a spare gearbox labeled strictly for emergency use only. Please claim them before Earl uses them to fix the coffee machine.
