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Race report: 02! SEGA and Horta Conquer Magny-Cours by 1.6 Seconds!

02. That is the magic number, the car number, the total margin of victory in our hearts, and the exact amount of sanity remaining in the SEGA garage after four blistering laps around Circuit de Nevers Magny-Cours! SEGA executives are currently weeping tears of pure blue-hedgehog joy over this magnificent GTR2 triumph, completely ignoring the fact that four laps is barely enough time to warm up the tires!

Fernando Horta (Driver): Man, I don't even know what just happened out there! Four laps around this French roller coaster felt like an entire 24-hour endurance season packed into seven minutes and thirty-six seconds! Alexei Vasiliev was breathing right down my rear bumper the entire time, his Freisinger Porsche looking like an absolute hungry shark in my mirrors. I kept telling myself: just hit the apexes, don't look at the delta, and for dios mio, do not brake on the white paint! We crossed the line just 1.6 seconds ahead of the pack, and honestly, my arms feel like they've been wrestled by a gorilla. But we took the win! SEGA does it again!

ToeJam (CamelToe Racing Team Principal): WHOOSH! Funk is on a roll, baby! Look at that #02 Porsche fly! Outstanding moves, totally rad pacing, let's jam!

Earl (CamelToe Racing Chief Mechanic): Word, man! That wasn't just driving, that was pure supersonic funk-action on French asphalt! Now somebody find where we parked the hoverboard!

The Super Mario World MotorSports MicroSoft Duudes Driivers Council Foundation has issued a brief emergency decree regarding Motion 20170618/02 confirming that four-lap races are entirely too short for proper coffee consumption. The ElderCouncil has retired to the hospitality tent for immediate naptime.

Ps. Lost and found in the paddock: one very confused inflatable dolphin, a jar of questionable Dijon mustard, and a spare gearbox labeled strictly for emergency use only. Please claim them before Earl uses them to fix the coffee machine.

Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Classification

Position		Driver	Team	Car	Laps	Gap	Best Lap
1		FERNANDO HORTA	SEGA	PORSCHE GT3-RSR	4	0:07:36.644	1:49.848
2		ALEXEI VASILIEV	FREISINGER MOTORSPORT	PORSCHE GT3-RSR	4	+ 01.681	1:50.210
3		TIM SUGDEN	DHL RACING	PORSCHE GT3-RSR	4	+ 02.271	1:51.794
4		EMMANUEL COLLARD	DHL RACING	PORSCHE GT3-RSR	4	+ 08.902	1:50.284

Fastest Lap Progression

Every time the race's fastest lap was beaten, from lap 2 (lap 1 is a standing start).

Qualifying

Qualifying times as the race log recorded them.

Lap Chart

Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.

Leaders

FERNANDO HORTA led every lap.

Gaps

Time behind at the end of every lap. The scale stops at about one lap (1:53.713): lines break where a car drops further back. Hover or tap a line to follow a driver.

Lap by Lap

Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.

Related Images

Freisinger Motorsport, Porsche Gt3-rsr #4077, Driven By Alexei Vasiliev

Dhl Racing, Porsche Gt3-rsr #7033, Driven By Emmanuel Collard

Dhl Racing, Porsche Gt3-rsr #7034, Driven By Tim Sugden

Sega, Porsche Gt3-rsr #92002, Driven By Fernando Horta

Circuit De Nevers Magny-cours