Fernando Horta cruised to a crushing 25-lap victory at Donington Park in the #01 Maserati MC12, crossing the line 43.478 seconds ahead of Juliano Flores.
GALVÃO BUENO (FDTV Lead Anchor): LIGTHS OUT AND AWAY WE GO AT DONINGTON PARK, HAJA CORAÇÃO, DUUDES AND DUUDESSES! HORTA IS FLYING THROUGH REDGATE LIKE A MAN WHO STOLE A BLUE SPARK FROM MARIO KART! LOOK AT THAT V12 ROAR! THAT IS NOT A CAR, THAT IS A STORMBREAKER CHARGING ACROSS THE MIDLANDS!
CO-COMMENTATOR (Clueless Expert): Wait, Galvão, is this Formula 1? Where are the red cars? Why does everyone have a roof? Is that a tractor?
GALVÃO BUENO: SILENCE, CLUELESS ONE! THIS IS GT1 PURE GLORY! TWENTY-FIVE LAPS OF PURE TEAR-JERKING ASUTACIE! HORTA HAS COMPLETED THE DISTANCE IN 43 MINUTES AND 46.514 SECONDS! HE IS SETTING 1:30.863 FLASHELLING LAP TIMES THAT DEFY THE GODS OF GRAVITY ITSELF!
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GALVÃO BUENO: WE ARE BACK! AND LOOK AT JULIANO FLORES IN THE #29 MASERATI MC12 BRINGING IT HOME IN P2! FORTY-FOUR MINUTES AND TWENTY-NINE SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, LAP 25 COMPLETED, 1:35.691 BEST LAP! HE FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, BUT HORTA WAS IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE!
CO-COMMENTATOR: Oh! Oh look! There's Dave! Car number 49! He finished... wait, he only did 22 laps? Did he stop for tea?
GALVÃO BUENO: DAVE IN THE LOSEL RACING MASERATI MC12 HAS SECURED P3! TWENTY-TWO LAPS COMPLETED IN 43 MINUTES AND 56 SECONDS, WITH A 1:33.575 BEST LAP! THREE LAPS DOWN, BUT HE SURVIVED THE ONSLAUGHT OF THE Storm Crow CARD FLUTTERING OVER THE TRACK DISRUPTING ALL AERODYNAMICS WITH ITS 1/1 FLYING STATS FOR JUST TWO MANA!
CO-COMMENTATOR: A Magic card? A bird? What does a white common card from 1993 have to do with Donington Park?
GALVÃO BUENO: EVERYTHING, MY IGNORANT FRIEND! EVERYTHING! THE STORM CROW HAS SPOKEN, HORTA HAS CONQUERED, AND THE CHAISE LONGUE IS CALLING! UNBELIEVABLE! SPECTACULAR! BRAZIL IS ON TOP OF DONINGTON! FOR DIOS MIO, LET US GO FIND SOME BRAHMA!
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