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Race report: FDTV LIVE: Horta Destroys Donington GT1 Field in Maserati Masterclass!

Fernando Horta cruised to a crushing 25-lap victory at Donington Park in the #01 Maserati MC12, crossing the line 43.478 seconds ahead of Roger Wilco.

GALVÃO BUENO (FDTV Lead Anchor): LIGTHS OUT AND AWAY WE GO AT DONINGTON PARK, HAJA CORAÇÃO, DUUDES AND DUUDESSES! HORTA IS FLYING THROUGH REDGATE LIKE A MAN WHO STOLE A BLUE SPARK FROM MARIO KART! LOOK AT THAT V12 ROAR! THAT IS NOT A CAR, THAT IS A STORMBREAKER CHARGING ACROSS THE MIDLANDS!

CO-COMMENTATOR (Clueless Expert): Wait, Galvão, is this Formula 1? Where are the red cars? Why does everyone have a roof? Is that a tractor?

GALVÃO BUENO: SILENCE, CLUELESS ONE! THIS IS GT1 PURE GLORY! TWENTY-FIVE LAPS OF PURE TEAR-JERKING ASUTACIE! HORTA HAS COMPLETED THE DISTANCE IN 43 MINUTES AND 46.514 SECONDS! HE IS SETTING 1:30.863 FLASHELLING LAP TIMES THAT DEFY THE GODS OF GRAVITY ITSELF!

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GALVÃO BUENO: WE ARE BACK! AND LOOK AT ROGER WILCO IN THE #29 MASERATI MC12 BRINGING IT HOME IN P2! FORTY-FOUR MINUTES AND TWENTY-NINE SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, LAP 25 COMPLETED, 1:35.691 BEST LAP! HE FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, BUT HORTA WAS IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE!

CO-COMMENTATOR: Oh! Oh look! There's Davinci! Car number 49! He finished... wait, he only did 22 laps? Did he stop for tea?

GALVÃO BUENO: DAVINCI IN THE LOSEL RACING MASERATI MC12 HAS SECURED P3! TWENTY-TWO LAPS COMPLETED IN 43 MINUTES AND 56 SECONDS, WITH A 1:33.575 BEST LAP! THREE LAPS DOWN, BUT HE SURVIVED THE ONSLAUGHT OF THE Storm Crow CARD FLUTTERING OVER THE TRACK DISRUPTING ALL AERODYNAMICS WITH ITS 1/1 FLYING STATS FOR JUST TWO MANA!

CO-COMMENTATOR: A Magic card? A bird? What does a white common card from 1993 have to do with Donington Park?

GALVÃO BUENO: EVERYTHING, MY IGNORANT FRIEND! EVERYTHING! THE STORM CROW HAS SPOKEN, HORTA HAS CONQUERED, AND THE CHAISE LONGUE IS CALLING! UNBELIEVABLE! SPECTACULAR! BRAZIL IS ON TOP OF DONINGTON! FOR DIOS MIO, LET US GO FIND SOME BRAHMA!

Ps. Wilco

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Classification

Position		Driver	Team	Car	Laps	Gap	Best Lap
1		FERNANDO HORTA	LOTUS F1 TEAM	MASERATI MC12	25	0:43:46.514	1:30.863
2		ROGER WILCO	SCUDERIA LIBRA	MASERATI MC12	25	+ 43.478	1:35.691
3		DAVINCI	LOSEL RACING	MASERATI MC12	22	+ 3 LAPS	1:33.575

Fastest Lap Progression

Every time the race's fastest lap was beaten, from lap 2 (lap 1 is a standing start).

Lap Chart

Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.

Leaders

2 lead changes over 25 laps.

Gaps

Time behind at the end of every lap. The scale stops at about one lap (1:38.698): lines break where a car drops further back. Hover or tap a line to follow a driver.

Lap by Lap

Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times (here a stop cost about 145 s, most of them on laps 4–12), so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.

Related Images

Scuderia Libra, Maserati Mc12 #6029, Driven By Roger Wilco

Lotus F1 Team, Maserati Mc12 #9001, Driven By Fernando Horta

Losel Racing, Maserati Mc12 #10049, Driven By Davinci

Donington Park