*The air over Istanbul Park smells faintly of roasted lamb and sheer panic as seven laps of absolute bedlam prepare to unfold, with Johnny Herbert steering the #34 Maserati MC12 to victory in 0:15:17.728 while our brave duudes completely forgot how to switch on their engine.*
Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik (#27 crew): Grrrrrr! Look at zis! Ze car is rolling, ze rrradios arre working, vhy arrre ve so slow?!
Marc Detering (#27 driver): Dr. Robotnik, I think my rear tyres are trying to escape into the Bosphorus.
Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik (#27 crew): Nonsense! Push ze button! Ze fat plumber is not catching us today!
Marc Detering (#27 driver): Who is the fat plumber? I am just trying to keep this Lamborghini pointing vaguely toward Ankara while Herbert disappears into the horizon.
Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik (#27 crew): Vrrroooom! Faster! If ve lose to a Maserati, I am turning zis entire pit lane into a robotic hedgehog!
Marc Detering (#27 driver): Well, at least we finished on the lead lap. Unlike someone else who parked his Lamborghini on the grid and started crying about spiritual alignment.
Ps. Jens
