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Race report: Johnny Herbert Wins at Istanbul While Horta Explodes Instantly

*The air over Istanbul Park smells faintly of roasted lamb and sheer panic as seven laps of absolute bedlam prepare to unfold, with Johnny Herbert steering the #34 Maserati MC12 to victory in 0:15:17.728 while our brave duudes completely forgot how to switch on their engine.*

Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik (#27 crew): Grrrrrr! Look at zis! Ze car is rolling, ze rrradios arre working, vhy arrre ve so slow?!

Marc Detering (#27 driver): Dr. Robotnik, I think my rear tyres are trying to escape into the Bosphorus.

Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik (#27 crew): Nonsense! Push ze button! Ze fat plumber is not catching us today!

Marc Detering (#27 driver): Who is the fat plumber? I am just trying to keep this Lamborghini pointing vaguely toward Ankara while Herbert disappears into the horizon.

Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik (#27 crew): Vrrroooom! Faster! If ve lose to a Maserati, I am turning zis entire pit lane into a robotic hedgehog!

Marc Detering (#27 driver): Well, at least we finished on the lead lap. Unlike someone else who parked his Lamborghini on the grid and started crying about spiritual alignment.

Ps. Jens

Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Classification

Position	Class		Driver	Team	Car	Laps	Gap	Best Lap
1	GT1		JOHNNY HERBERT	AF CORSE	MASERATI MC12	7	0:15:17.728	2:08.692
2	GT1		LIZARD	TF1S RACING	LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT	7	+ 01.893	2:08.312
3	GT1		MICHAEL WALTRIP	NAPA TEAM	LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT	7	+ 05.039	2:10.776
4	GT1		DAVE BLANEY	CAT TEAM	LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT	7	+ 11.575	2:09.866
5	GT1		KYLE BUSCH	CARQUEST TEAM	LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT	7	+ 17.298	2:12.192
6	GT1		MARC DETERING	REDBULL RACING TEAM	LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT	7	+ 17.925	2:11.996
7	GT1		LUC THIJS	JPS RACING	PORSCHE 911 GT2	7	+ 30.360	2:11.486
1	GT2		TOMAS ENGE	MENX	FERRARI 360 MODENA	7	+ 33.673	2:13.428
2	GT2		HORST FELBERMAYR	PROTON COMPETITION	PORSCHE GT3-RS	7	+ 53.087	2:15.977
1	G2		MARC SOURD	PSI MOTORSPORT	PORSCHE 911 BITURBO	7	+ 01:00.400	2:16.947
3	GT2		ADAM JONES	CIRTEK MOTORSPORT	PORSCHE GT3-RS	7	+ 01:02.491	2:15.854
4	GT2		CHRISTIAN RIED	PROTON COMPETITION	PORSCHE GT3-RS	7	+ 01:14.748	2:19.540
1	G3		ROGER WILCO	SCUDERIA LIBRA	GILLET VERTIGO STREIFF	7	+ 01:18.016	2:19.739
5	GT2		CHRISTOPHE GEOFFROY	ROTHMANS MOTORSPORT	PORSCHE GT3-RS	7	+ 01:20.884	2:19.426
6	GT2		JEAN ALESI	FAST EDDIE RACING TEAM	FERRARI 360 MODENA	2	DNF (Engine)	2:24.759
8	GT1		FERNANDO HORTA	HERITAGE MOTORSPORT	LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT	0	DNF

Lap Chart

Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.

Leaders

JOHNNY HERBERT led every lap.

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Istanbul Park