Sebring Radio Remix: Chris Dyson Wins and Horta Parks It

October 12, 2026 11:00pm

Chris Dyson triumphs at Sebring while Fernando Horta's 13-lap run sparks pure radio chaos and Italian panic.

Chris Dyson took overall victory at Sebring International Raceway after completing 81 grueling laps in 2:19:36.646 aboard his #16 Porsche RS Spyder Evo, while our brave duude Fernando Horta managed a solid 13 laps before parking his #01 Audi R10 to contemplate the mysteries of the universe.

President Luca di Guevara (#27 pitwall): For dios mio, vincerete o no?! What is zis rubbish?! We need SPEED, not a sightseeing tour around ze bumps, caspita!

Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Man, what is zis viaduct? The steering wheel is vibrating like a cheap cellphone on silent mode!

President Luca di Guevara (#27 pitwall): Zis is not a telephone, pilotti! Push ze bloody pedal! Gara! Bravissimo! Do not look at ze wall!

Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Yeah, well, suspension just left the chat. See you guys at the bar, I am getting a Brahma.

President Luca di Guevara (#27 pitwall): Mamma mia, he retired again! Someone call a priest, for dios mio!

Ps. Jens

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