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Race report: Sebring Radio Remix: Chris Dyson Wins and Horta Parks It

Chris Dyson took overall victory at Sebring International Raceway after completing 81 grueling laps in 2:19:36.646 aboard his #16 Porsche RS Spyder Evo, while our brave duude Fernando Horta managed a solid 13 laps before parking his #01 Audi R10 to contemplate the mysteries of the universe.

President Luca di Guevara (#27 pitwall): For dios mio, vincerete o no?! What is zis rubbish?! We need SPEED, not a sightseeing tour around ze bumps, caspita!

Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Man, what is zis viaduct? The steering wheel is vibrating like a cheap cellphone on silent mode!

President Luca di Guevara (#27 pitwall): Zis is not a telephone, pilotti! Push ze bloody pedal! Gara! Bravissimo! Do not look at ze wall!

Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Yeah, well, suspension just left the chat. See you guys at the bar, I am getting a Brahma.

President Luca di Guevara (#27 pitwall): Mamma mia, he retired again! Someone call a priest, for dios mio!

Ps. Jens

Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Classification

Position	Class		Driver	Team	Car	Laps	Gap	Best Lap
1	LMP2		CHRIS DYSON	2008 DYSON RACING	PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO	81	2:19:36.646	1:40.268
1	GT1		PETER KOX	CARQUEST TEAM	LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT	80	+ 1 LAP	1:40.304
2	LMP2		STUART MOSELEY	2007 TEAM BRUICHLADDICH	RADICAL SR9	79	+ 2 LAPS	1:42.388
1	LMP1		BRYAN WILLMAN	2009 AUTOCON MOTORSPORTS	LOLA B06/10	78	+ 3 LAPS	1:42.014
2	GT1		RICKARD RYDELL	2007 AM RACING	ASTON DBR9	78	+ 3 LAPS	1:41.769
2	LMP1		BRIAN MORETTI	1998 MORETTI RACING	FERRARI 333 SP	78	+ 3 LAPS	1:41.817
3	LMP2		GUNNAR VAN DER STEUR	2007 VAN DER STEUR	RADICAL SR9	78	+ 3 LAPS	1:43.090
3	GT1		PHIL HOOKS	2008 HOWARD BOSS	MC12	77	+ 4 LAPS	1:43.323
3	LMP1		CLINT FIELD	2009 INTERSPORT RACING	LOLA B06/10	77	+ 4 LAPS	1:42.429
1	GTC		MARTIN SNOW	2009 SNOW RACING	ALMS CHALLENGE	76	+ 5 LAPS	1:43.772
4	LMP1		GIL DE FERRAN	2009 DE FERRAN RACING	ACURA ARX-02	75	DNF (Suspension)	1:41.200
5	LMP1		FERNANDO HORTA	2007 AUDI SPORT N.AMERICA	AUDI R10	13	DNF	1:43.998

Qualifying

Qualifying times as the race log recorded them.

Lap Chart

Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.

Leaders

CHRIS DYSON led every lap.

Lap by Lap

Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.

Related Images

Carquest Team, Lamborghini Murcielago R-gt #4005, Driven By Peter Kox

2007 Audi Sport N.america, Audi R10 #7001, Driven By Fernando Horta

2007 Am Racing, Aston Dbr9 #7009, Driven By Rickard Rydell

2007 Van Der Steur, Radical Sr9 #7019, Driven By Gunnar Van Der Steur

2007 Team Bruichladdich, Radical Sr9 #7021, Driven By Stuart Moseley

2008 Howard Boss, Mc12 #8004, Driven By Phil Hooks

2008 Dyson Racing, Porsche Rs Spyder Evo #8016, Driven By Chris Dyson

2009 Autocon Motorsports, Lola B06/10 #9012, Driven By Bryan Willman

2009 Intersport Racing, Lola B06/10 #9037, Driven By Clint Field

2009 Snow Racing, Alms Challenge #9057, Driven By Martin Snow

2009 De Ferran Racing, Acura Arx-02 #9066, Driven By Gil De Ferran

1998 Moretti Racing, Ferrari 333 Sp #98003, Driven By Brian Moretti

Sebring International Raceway