Chris Dyson took overall victory at Sebring International Raceway after completing 96 grueling laps in 2:47:04.848 aboard his #20 Porsche RS Spyder Evo, while our brave duude Fernando Horta managed a stellar two laps before retiring his #01 Audi R10.
Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Man, what is this vibration? The car feels like it is square!
Patrick "Paper" Head (#01 crew): Stop complaining, Fernando. I am looking at telemetry and clearly someone has replaced your front wishbones with baguettes.
Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Baguettes?! We are at Sebring, not a French bakery! Why would anyone do that?!
Patrick "Paper" Head (#01 crew): Sabotage, obviously. The whole chassis is weeping butter. Pit it immediately before the suspension turns into a croissant.
Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Too late, the steering wheel just fell off in my hands. I am parked by the wall. Again.
Patrick "Paper" Head (#01 crew): Fascinating. The impact angle matches exactly the trajectory of a falling baguette. Case closed.
Ps. Goofy
