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Race report: Sebring Radio Remix: Two Laps and a Chassis Sabotage

Chris Dyson took overall victory at Sebring International Raceway after completing 96 grueling laps in 2:47:04.848 aboard his #20 Porsche RS Spyder Evo, while our brave duude Fernando Horta managed a stellar two laps before retiring his #01 Audi R10.

Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Man, what is this vibration? The car feels like it is square!

Patrick "Paper" Head (#01 crew): Stop complaining, Fernando. I am looking at telemetry and clearly someone has replaced your front wishbones with baguettes.

Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Baguettes?! We are at Sebring, not a French bakery! Why would anyone do that?!

Patrick "Paper" Head (#01 crew): Sabotage, obviously. The whole chassis is weeping butter. Pit it immediately before the suspension turns into a croissant.

Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Too late, the steering wheel just fell off in my hands. I am parked by the wall. Again.

Patrick "Paper" Head (#01 crew): Fascinating. The impact angle matches exactly the trajectory of a falling baguette. Case closed.

Ps. Goofy

Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Classification

Position	Class		Driver	Team	Car	Laps	Gap	Best Lap
1	LMP2		CHRIS DYSON	2007 DYSON RACING	PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO	96	2:47:04.848	1:41.641
1	GT1		PETER KOX	2004 KROHN BARBOUR	LAMBORGHINI R-GT	96	+ 00.287	1:41.625
1	LMP1		ALLAN MCNISH	2009 AUDI N. AMERICA	AUDI R15 TDI	94	+ 2 LAPS	1:42.599
2	LMP1		ALEXANDER WURZ	2007 PEUGEOT TOTAL	PEUGEOT 908	94	+ 2 LAPS	1:43.524
2	LMP2		STUART MOSELEY	2007 TEAM BRUICHLADDICH	RADICAL SR9	94	+ 2 LAPS	1:42.995
3	LMP1		OLIVIER PANIS	2009 MATMUT PLUS	ORECA 01 AIM	94	+ 2 LAPS	1:43.789
4	LMP1		STEPHANE SARRAZIN	2008 PEUGEOT TOTAL	PEUGEOT 908	93	+ 3 LAPS	1:43.127
2	GT1		DIDIER THEYS	2007 DORAN RACING	MC12	93	+ 3 LAPS	1:43.735
1	GTC		MARTIN SNOW	2009 SNOW RACING	ALMS CHALLENGE	92	+ 4 LAPS	1:45.220
3	LMP2		LUIS DIAZ	2009 FERNANDEZ RACING	ACURA ARX-01	91	+ 5 LAPS	1:43.593
4	LMP2		BUTCH LEITZINGER	2009 DYSON RACING	LOLA B09/86	91	+ 5 LAPS	1:47.297
5	LMP2		GUNNAR VAN DER STEUR	2009 VAN DER STEUR	RADICAL SR9	91	+ 5 LAPS	1:45.107
1	GT2		NAGP	NORTH AMERICAN GRAND PRIX	2009 997 RSR	89	+ 7 LAPS	1:48.481
5	LMP1		FERNANDO HORTA	2007 AUDI SPORT N.AMERICA	AUDI R10	2	DNF	1:47.320

Qualifying

Qualifying times as the race log recorded them; 3 drivers without one at the bottom.

Lap Chart

Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.

Leaders

1 lead change over 96 laps.

Gaps

Time behind at the end of every lap. The scale stops at about one lap (1:47.528): lines break where a car drops further back. Hover or tap a line to follow a driver.

Lap by Lap

Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.