The Super Mario World MotorSport Duudes Driivers Council Foundation (SMWMSDDCCF) has convened to rule on Motion 20170619/02, following several physical impossibilities recorded during the 17-lap GT1 race at the Hockenheimring.
The Council has examined the following evidence:
- Exhibit A: Matteo Bobbi completed 17 laps in his BMS Scuderia Italia Ferrari 550 Maranello to win the race with a total time of 27:41.087.
- Exhibit B: Tomas Schubeck, driving the #44 Matech Racing Ford GT, completed only 11 laps but registered a total time of 27:49.263—effectively spending eight seconds longer on the track than the driver who completed six more laps.
- Exhibit C: Fernando Horta parked his Saleen S7-R on lap 5, claiming he was simply matching his historical baseline of failing to finish at this venue.
Shivan Dragon (Chief Rules Inspector): *taps three red mana* This is a clear infraction of the local spacetime continuum. Schubeck spent the final portion of the race in a suspended state, likely caused by a sorcery card played from the Matech pit wall. Under standard tournament rules, we should counter this spell, but we lack the blue mana in our pool. We are assessing a +5/+0 penalty to his tyre wear instead.
Therefore, the SMWMSDDCCF decrees that while Schubeck’s temporal defiance violates the spirit of linear progression, the timing screens cannot be argued with without causing a localized wormhole in Baden-Württemberg. The results are upheld. The Council will now adjourn to draft a new banlist and play Commander in the back of a 1972 Brasília.
Ps. Rodrigo, please bring some card sleeves for the next round.
