Formuladuude Season 03 - Red Bull Ring, Austria
March 04, 2010 09:50pm
FORMULADUUDE SEASON 03 - Race Session
Quick Stats
- Championship: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 03
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- Track Length: 4.282 km
- Most Distance Covered: 7 laps, 29.974 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: SMWFDCOED Motion 20100325/02: The Melodramatic Tragedy of the Red Bull Ring Sprint
The supreme tragedy of the Red Bull Ring Sprint race can no longer be ignored by humanity, for the SuperMarioWorldFormulaDuudeCouncilofElderlyDuudes (SMWFDCOED) has convened in absolute agony to deliver its definitive decree on Motion 20100325/02! The tribunal screams into the void over the profound emotional distress caused by this seven-lap horror spectacle in Austria, where pure heartbreak met statistical impossibilities!
Exhibit A presents the agonizing cruelty suffered by Roger Wilco in the #29 Scuderia Libra Ferrari 360 GTC. Wilco commanded the race with heroic, tragic dignity from Lap 1 all the way through Lap 6, holding the line with a best lap of 1:35.269. Yet, on the seventh and final lap, his rightful glory was ruthlessly torn from his weeping hands as Fernando Horta’s #01 Williams Grand Prix Engineering Ferrari snatched the victory by a soul-crushing 1.199 seconds, taking the checkered flag at 11:20.602!
Exhibit B exposes the terrifying statistical anomaly that broke the council's heart: Horta inexplicably collapsed to 3rd place on Lap 2 behind Goofy’s #77 Mapua Racing Porsche GT3-RSR, only to unleash an unholy 1:32.459 best lap! How can a driver lose position to Goofy—who set a best lap of 1:35.405 and finished 3rd, 6.720 seconds adrift—and yet magically erase a massive chasm with a lap nearly three full seconds faster than anyone else on Earth?!
Special Intergalactic Auditor Earthworm Jim was summoned to inspect Horta's engine bay with his super-suit scanners. After blasting the rear exhaust with his plasma blaster and running full diagnostic telemetry, Jim confirmed under oath that no illegal worm technology or hidden rocket boosters were utilized. It was merely raw, terrifying, soul-shattering pace.
Therefore, the Suuper Mario World MotorSports MicroSoft Duudes Driivers Council Foundation (SMWMSDDCCF) rules that Motion 20100325/02 is hereby DISMISSED WITH EXTREME GRIEF! The official results stand: Horta takes 10 points, Wilco takes 6, and Goofy takes 4. May heaven have mercy on our weeping souls.
Ps. Correction: The initial draft of this motion mistakenly listed Goofy's nationality as "Philippines (the)" due to a clerical typo on the official parchment; the court record has now been corrected to read "The Philippines".
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a online race. No events described on this text are to be taken seriously, and by no means reflect the author or their views, quotes or situations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX ENGINEERING |  FERRARI 360 GTC |
7 | 0:11:20.602 | 1:32.459 | 10 |
| 2 |  | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |  FERRARI 360 GTC |
7 | + 01.199 | 1:35.269 | 6 |
| 3 |  | GOOFY | MAPUA RACING |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
7 | + 06.720 | 1:35.405 | 4 |
Fastest Lap Progression
Every time the race's fastest lap was beaten, from lap 2 (lap 1 is a standing start).
| Lap | Driver | Car | Time | Improvement |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | FERRARI 360 GTC | 1:36.669 | |
| 3 | ROGER WILCO | FERRARI 360 GTC | 1:35.269 | -1.400 |
| 4 | FERNANDO HORTA | FERRARI 360 GTC | 1:34.117 | -1.152 |
| 5 | FERNANDO HORTA | FERRARI 360 GTC | 1:32.888 | -1.229 |
| 7 | FERNANDO HORTA | FERRARI 360 GTC | 1:32.459 | -0.429 |
Lap Chart
Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.
Leaders
1 lead change over 7 laps.
| Lap | Leader | Laps | Took the lead from |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ROGER WILCO | 6 (1-6) | |
| 7 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1 | ROGER WILCO |
| Driver | Laps led | % |
|---|---|---|
| ROGER WILCO | 6 | 86% |
| FERNANDO HORTA | 1 | 14% |
Gaps
Time behind at the end of every lap. The scale stops at about one lap (1:35.711): lines break where a car drops further back. Hover or tap a line to follow a driver.
Lap by Lap
Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.
Lap 1ROGER WILCO leads from pole
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ROGER WILCO | 1:44.257 | ||
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:44.345 | +0.088 | +0.088 |
| 3 | GOOFY | 1:46.910 | +2.653 | +2.565 |
Lap 2Fastest lap: ROGER WILCO 1:36.669 · FERNANDO HORTA P2 → P3
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ROGER WILCO | 1:36.669 | ||
| 2 ▲1 | GOOFY | 1:39.501 | +5.485 | +5.485 |
| 3 ▼1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:47.108 | +10.527 | +5.042 |
Lap 3Fastest lap: ROGER WILCO 1:35.269
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ROGER WILCO | 1:35.269 | ||
| 2 | GOOFY | 1:35.815 | +6.031 | +6.031 |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:35.782 | +11.040 | +5.009 |
Lap 4Fastest lap: FERNANDO HORTA 1:34.117
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ROGER WILCO | 1:35.639 | ||
| 2 | GOOFY | 1:35.551 | +5.943 | +5.943 |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:34.117 | +9.518 | +3.575 |
Lap 5Fastest lap: FERNANDO HORTA 1:32.888 · FERNANDO HORTA P3 → P2
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ROGER WILCO | 1:36.075 | ||
| 2 ▲1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:32.888 | +6.330 | +6.330 |
| 3 ▼1 | GOOFY | 1:37.567 | +7.434 | +1.104 |
Lap 6nothing notable
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ROGER WILCO | 1:35.581 | ||
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:33.904 | +4.653 | +4.653 |
| 3 | GOOFY | 1:36.573 | +8.426 | +3.773 |
Lap 7FERNANDO HORTA takes the lead · Fastest lap: FERNANDO HORTA 1:32.459 · FERNANDO HORTA P2 → P1
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 ▲1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:32.459 | ||
| 2 ▼1 | ROGER WILCO | 1:38.310 | +1.198 | +1.198 |
| 3 | GOOFY | 1:35.405 | +6.719 | +5.521 |
Driver Standings
| Position | Driver | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX ENGINEERING |
31 |
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |
18 |
| 3 | GOOFY | MAPUA RACING |
12 |
Team Standings
| Position | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX ENGINEERING |
31 |
| 2 | SCUDERIA LIBRA |
18 |
| 3 | MAPUA RACING |
12 |
Related Images
Mapua Racing, Porsche Gt3-rsr #4777, Driven By Goofy
Scuderia Libra, Ferrari 360 Gtc #9029, Driven By Roger Wilco
Williams Grand Prix Engineering, Ferrari 360 Gtc #10001, Driven By Fernando Horta
Red Bull Ring