Session 1297 - Melbourne Grand Prix Circuit, Australia
March 09, 2010 11:42pm
Race
Quick Stats
- Track Length: 5.292 km
- Most Distance Covered: 11 laps, 58.212 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Melbourne Radio Remix: Wilco Wins as Sabotage Hits Horta's Ferrari
Roger Wilco won the Melbourne Grand Prix while Fernando Horta limped home in 16th.
Scuderia Libra took top honors in Australia as Roger Wilco dominated the 11-lap GT2 sprint by nearly twenty seconds over Jamie Davies. Further back, Fernando Horta brought his #01 Ferrari 360 GTC across the line in a distant P16, nearly fifty-three seconds behind the leader.
Horta (#01): The steering feels like a wet sack of flour, why is Homer Simpson faster than me in a Nissan?
Patrick "Paper" Head (#01 crew): That is because someone poured stale broth into the steering rack, Fernando. It is clear sabotage from the Italians.
Horta (#01): Can we fix it at the pit stop?
Patrick "Paper" Head (#01 crew): No. I am currently folding paper airplanes out of your telemetry sheets because the chassis is structurally compromised by local termites.
Horta (#01): I am getting passed by Jozef Venc. Who is Jozef Venc?
Patrick "Paper" Head (#01 crew): A gentleman driving significantly better than you. Focus on avoiding the pelicans.
Anita Scoop (The Paddock Rumor): Fernando, is it true Roger Wilco bribed your pit crew with Uruguayan pastries to loosen your rear diffuser?
Horta: No comment, but my car was noticeably handling like a wheelbarrow full of wet sand.
Otto Focus (Pitlane Picayune): Mr. Head, do you have physical proof of this chassis tampering?
Patrick "Paper" Head: I found foreign fingerprints on the monocoque and a suspiciously empty jar of mayonnaise near the suspension arms.
Council Note: The Elder Council notes that Position 25 vanished from the official classification entirely, presumably swallowed by a rogue kangaroo.
Ps. Liz, please bring a proper torque wrench next time.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |  NISSAN 350Z |
11 | 0:17:51.208 | 1:33.620 |
| 2 |  | JAMIE DAVIES | TEAM MARANELLO CONCESSIONAIRES |  FERRARI 360 MODENA |
11 | + 19.755 | 1:36.854 |
| 3 | | TWEETY PIE | SYLVESTER & TWEETY |  NISSAN 350Z |
11 | + 26.415 | 1:35.958 |
| 4 | | BUGS BUNNY | LOONEY TUNES |  NISSAN 350Z |
11 | + 26.463 | 1:35.339 |
| 5 | | HOMER SIMPSON | THE SIMPSONS |  NISSAN 350Z |
11 | + 27.616 | 1:36.203 |
| 6 |  | ANDREA BERTOLINI | JMB RACING |  FERRARI 360 MODENA |
11 | + 31.075 | 1:36.762 |
| 7 | | SCOOBY DOO | SCOOBY DOO |  NISSAN 350Z |
11 | + 36.998 | 1:37.368 |
| 8 |  | RUDI PENDERS | EBRT |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
11 | + 41.818 | 1:39.159 |
| 9 |  | RUDOLF MACHANEK | MACHANEK RACING |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
11 | + 45.754 | 1:39.579 |
| 10 | | TIM SUGDEN | MAPUA RACING |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
11 | + 46.318 | 1:38.933 |
| 11 |  | PETER KUTEMANN | JMB RACING |  FERRARI 360 MODENA |
11 | + 48.761 | 1:39.050 |
| 12 | | ANDREW KIRKALDY | SCUDERIA ECOSSE |  FERRARI 360 GTC |
11 | + 49.248 | 1:38.724 |
| 13 |  | JEAN ALESI | FAST EDDIE RACING TEAM |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
11 | + 51.953 | 1:39.093 |
| 14 | | MARK MAYALL | JVG RACING |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
11 | + 52.664 | 1:39.062 |
| 15 | | JOZEF VENC | MACHANEK RACING |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
11 | + 52.735 | 1:38.545 |
| 16 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX ENGINEERING |  FERRARI 360 GTC |
11 | + 53.613 | 1:39.148 |
| 17 |  | GEROLD RIED | PROTON COMPETITION |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
11 | + 53.969 | 1:37.996 |
| 18 | NEEL JANI | RED BULL |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
11 | + 54.090 | 1:38.111 | |
| 19 | MASTER CARD | PRICELESS MOTORSPORT |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
11 | + 54.263 | 1:38.677 | |
| 20 | GERGO SZABO | SOUTH PARK RACING TEAM |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
11 | + 54.541 | 1:38.301 | |
| 21 |  | KARIM OJJEH | CIRTEK MOTORSPORT |  FERRARI 360 MODENA |
11 | + 57.950 | 1:39.310 |
| 22 | PETER OMMELT | BENETTON B194 |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
11 | + 59.502 | 1:38.816 | |
| 23 | | MORENO SOLI | AUTORLANDO SPORT |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
11 | + 01:01.721 | 1:38.702 |
| 24 | | ROBERT ORCUTT | GRAHAM NASH MOTORSPORT |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
11 | + 01:03.343 | 1:38.985 |
| 25 | | GUY SMITH | VELOQX MOTORSPORT |  FERRARI 360 MODENA |
11 | + 01:06.870 | 1:39.048 |
| 26 |  | KYLE PETTY | PETTY RACING TEAM |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
11 | + 01:08.187 | 1:40.129 |
| 27 |  | TONY BURGESS | MARLBORO |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
11 | + 01:08.217 | 1:40.568 |
| 28 | | XAVIER POMPIDOU | CAMEL |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
11 | + 01:11.062 | 1:40.394 |
| 29 | | STEEVE HIESSE | AUTO PALACE STAR RENT |  FERRARI 360 MODENA |
11 | + 01:11.334 | 1:39.185 |
| 30 | | STEPHANE DAOUDI | RWS MOTORSPORT |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
11 | + 01:11.916 | 1:40.051 |
| 31 | | DAVINCI | LOSEL RACING |  TVR T400R |
11 | + 01:12.609 | 1:41.680 |
| 32 |  | HORST FELBERMAYR | JVG RACING |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
11 | + 01:15.949 | 1:40.558 |
| 33 |  | LUIS VILLALBA | MOTOR COMPETITION |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
11 | + 01:23.115 | 1:40.869 |
| 34 | | ALEXANDRE PREMAT | CRS MOTORSPORT |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
10 | + 1 LAP | 1:44.368 |
Lap Chart
Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.
Leaders
ROGER WILCO led every lap.
| Lap | Leader | Laps | Took the lead from |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ROGER WILCO | 11 (1-11) |
| Driver | Laps led | % |
|---|---|---|
| ROGER WILCO | 11 | 100% |
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