34. That is the exact number of screaming classic touring cars that flooded Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca for nine laps of pure Californian chaos, and Executive Director Eurico Maluf was spotted behind the pit wall weeping softly into a handful of expired parking tickets. While Mikael Gustavsson mastered the Corkscrew to take overall honors in his Lotus Cortina, our brave duude Fernando Horta parked the #97 Ford Mustang after a single lap to sample the local ambience.
To the tune of The Sound of Music ("My Favorite Things"):
Drops on old Cortinas and Alfas so shiny, Mustangs that stalled while ignoring the mini, One single lap till the engine went dead, These are a few of our bitterest dread.
Gaps in the timing and cars in the gravel, Pitted so early the gearboxes ravel, Horta found parking right next to the wall, That is the end of the race for us all.
The ElderCouncil Notes
Motion 20170607/04 regarding the total absence of pace from car #97 has been filed under 'things that surprised absolutely nobody' and the Council has retired to the snack bar.
Ps. Wilco
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
Position
Driver
Team
Car
Laps
Gap
Best Lap
1
MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON
GUSTAVSSON
LOTUS CORTINA
9
0:16:20.649
1:46.214
2
DIETER KARL ANTON
ANTON
ALFA ROMEO GTA
9
+ 07.590
1:47.335
3
MAX ROSTRON
ROSTRON
FORD MUSTANG
9
+ 08.900
1:46.806
4
ALEXANDER FURIANI
FURIANI
ALFA ROMEO GTA
9
+ 20.312
1:47.343
5
GRAHAM CHURCHHILL
MINI
AUSTIN MINI COOPER S
9
+ 26.866
1:46.883
6
ALLEN TICE
MINI
AUSTIN MINI COOPER S
9
+ 27.477
1:46.567
7
BO WARMENIUS
WARMENIUS
LOTUS CORTINA
9
+ 29.434
1:47.185
8
GARRY TOWNSEND
TOWNSEND
LOTUS CORTINA
9
+ 31.978
1:49.626
9
BILL SHEPHERD
SHEPHERD
FORD FALCON
9
+ 33.130
1:47.927
10
NIGEL VAULKHARD
VAULKHARD
FORD MUSTANG
9
+ 33.837
1:47.709
11
NIKLAS JOHANSSON
MINI
AUSTIN MINI COOPER S
9
+ 34.343
1:47.192
12
SIMON TATE
TATE
ALFA ROMEO GTA
9
+ 37.062
1:47.567
13
MATTHIAS OERTZ
OERTZ
ALFA ROMEO GTA
9
+ 40.090
1:47.377
14
CEES VAN HAUER
VAN HAUER
ALFA ROMEO GTA
9
+ 41.739
1:49.399
15
KERRY MICHAEL
MICHAEL
LOTUS CORTINA
9
+ 42.385
1:49.514
16
ANDY BACON
BACON
FORD FALCON
9
+ 45.918
1:48.363
17
BENGT BENGTZON
MINI
AUSTIN MINI COOPER S
9
+ 52.055
1:47.368
18
FRANS DE VOS
DE VOS
LOTUS CORTINA
9
+ 52.154
1:49.058
19
RICHARD BATEMAN
BATEMAN
LOTUS CORTINA
9
+ 58.044
1:49.046
20
DR MANFRED SONTHEIMER
JAGUAR RACING TEAM
JAGUAR MKII
9
+ 01:03.931
1:50.464
21
MANUEL FERRAO
MINI
AUSTIN MINI COOPER S
9
+ 01:04.797
1:47.841
22
RICHARD STYLES
STYLES
FORD MUSTANG
9
+ 01:05.165
1:49.212
23
ULF VON HAUSWOLF
MINI
AUSTIN MINI COOPER S
9
+ 01:05.384
1:49.083
24
ERWIN DERICHS
DERICHS
FORD MUSTANG
9
+ 01:08.706
1:51.626
25
REINHOLD GRÖPPER
GRÖPPER
FORD MUSTANG
9
+ 01:09.041
1:51.395
26
GRAZIANO TESSARO
TESSARO
ABARTH 1000TC
9
+ 01:15.751
1:49.802
27
PANTELIS CHRISTOFOROU
CHRISTOFOROU
LOTUS CORTINA
9
+ 01:19.434
1:49.795
28
BASIL BALL
BALL
LOTUS CORTINA
9
+ 01:28.688
1:51.605
29
ROLAND DABEL DE LIBRAN
DE LIBRAN
LOTUS CORTINA
9
+ 01:32.665
1:52.200
30
DON SALVAGE
JAGUAR RACING TEAM
JAGUAR MKII
9
+ 01:33.538
1:54.244
31
PETER GOVAERTS
GOVAERTS
LOTUS CORTINA
9
+ 01:35.178
1:51.383
32
FRITZ VOGEL
VOGEL
FORD MUSTANG
9
+ 01:36.240
1:53.803
33
JIM CHAPMAN
CHAPMAN
FORD MUSTANG
9
+ 01:43.591
1:52.361
34
FERNANDO HORTA
OLDWORTH
FORD MUSTANG
1
DNF
2:12.884
Lap Chart
Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.
Leaders
MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON led every lap.
Lap
Leader
Laps
Took the lead from
1
MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON
9 (1-9)
Driver
Laps led
%
MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON
9
100%
Gaps
Time behind at the end of every lap. The scale stops at about one lap (1:51.073): lines break where a car drops further back. Hover or tap a line to follow a driver.
Lap by Lap
Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.
Lap 1MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON leads from pole
Pos
Driver
Lap time
Gap
Interval
1
MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON
1:56.501
2
GARRY TOWNSEND
1:59.435
+2.934
+2.934
3
DIETER KARL ANTON
2:00.310
+3.809
+0.875
4
MAX ROSTRON
2:00.503
+4.001
+0.192
5
ALEXANDER FURIANI
2:01.646
+5.145
+1.144
6
BILL SHEPHERD
2:05.135
+8.634
+3.489
7
BO WARMENIUS
2:06.759
+10.258
+1.624
8
RICHARD BATEMAN
2:10.135
+13.634
+3.376
9
ANDY BACON
2:10.507
+14.006
+0.372
10
GRAHAM CHURCHHILL
2:12.046
+15.545
+1.539
11
NIGEL VAULKHARD
2:12.645
+16.144
+0.599
12
KERRY MICHAEL
2:12.688
+16.187
+0.043
13
FERNANDO HORTA
2:12.884
+16.383
+0.196
14
MATTHIAS OERTZ
2:13.728
+17.227
+0.844
15
ALLEN TICE
2:15.182
+18.681
+1.454
16
NIKLAS JOHANSSON
2:16.107
+19.606
+0.925
17
SIMON TATE
2:16.702
+20.201
+0.595
18
CEES VAN HAUER
2:18.683
+22.182
+1.981
19
DR MANFRED SONTHEIMER
2:19.710
+23.209
+1.027
20
RICHARD STYLES
2:20.485
+23.984
+0.775
21
ERWIN DERICHS
2:21.262
+24.761
+0.777
22
REINHOLD GRÖPPER
2:23.049
+26.548
+1.787
23
DON SALVAGE
2:26.012
+29.511
+2.963
24
FRANS DE VOS
2:26.429
+29.928
+0.417
25
ULF VON HAUSWOLF
2:27.632
+31.131
+1.203
26
PANTELIS CHRISTOFOROU
2:27.987
+31.486
+0.355
27
PETER GOVAERTS
2:28.604
+32.103
+0.617
28
JIM CHAPMAN
2:28.997
+32.496
+0.393
29
ROLAND DABEL DE LIBRAN
2:30.014
+33.513
+1.017
30
MANUEL FERRAO
2:31.182
+34.681
+1.168
31
BENGT BENGTZON
2:32.360
+35.859
+1.178
32
GRAZIANO TESSARO
2:32.601
+36.100
+0.241
33
BASIL BALL
2:33.268
+36.767
+0.667
34
FRITZ VOGEL
2:34.023
+37.522
+0.755
Lap 2Fastest lap: MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON 1:48.300 · FERNANDO HORTA retires (running P13)
Pos
Driver
Lap time
Gap
Interval
1
MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON
1:48.300
2
GARRY TOWNSEND
1:51.073
+5.707
+5.707
3
DIETER KARL ANTON
1:50.771
+6.280
+0.573
4
MAX ROSTRON
1:51.381
+7.082
+0.802
5
ALEXANDER FURIANI
1:51.464
+8.309
+1.227
6 ▲4
GRAHAM CHURCHHILL
7 ▲8
ALLEN TICE
8 ▼1
BO WARMENIUS
9 ▼3
BILL SHEPHERD
10 ▲1
NIGEL VAULKHARD
11 ▲5
NIKLAS JOHANSSON
12 ▲5
SIMON TATE
13 ▲1
MATTHIAS OERTZ
14 ▲4
CEES VAN HAUER
15 ▼3
KERRY MICHAEL
16 ▼7
ANDY BACON
17 ▲14
BENGT BENGTZON
18 ▲6
FRANS DE VOS
19 ▼11
RICHARD BATEMAN
20 ▼1
DR MANFRED SONTHEIMER
21 ▲9
MANUEL FERRAO
22 ▼2
RICHARD STYLES
23 ▲2
ULF VON HAUSWOLF
24 ▼3
ERWIN DERICHS
25 ▼3
REINHOLD GRÖPPER
26 ▲6
GRAZIANO TESSARO
27 ▼1
PANTELIS CHRISTOFOROU
28 ▲5
BASIL BALL
29
ROLAND DABEL DE LIBRAN
30 ▼7
DON SALVAGE
31 ▼4
PETER GOVAERTS
32 ▲2
FRITZ VOGEL
33 ▼5
JIM CHAPMAN
Laps 3–9nothing notable
Lap 3
Pos
Driver
Lap time
Gap
Interval
1
MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON
2 ▲1
DIETER KARL ANTON
3 ▲1
MAX ROSTRON
4 ▲1
ALEXANDER FURIANI
5 ▲1
GRAHAM CHURCHHILL
6 ▲1
ALLEN TICE
7 ▲1
BO WARMENIUS
8 ▼6
GARRY TOWNSEND
9
BILL SHEPHERD
10
NIGEL VAULKHARD
11
NIKLAS JOHANSSON
12
SIMON TATE
13
MATTHIAS OERTZ
14
CEES VAN HAUER
15
KERRY MICHAEL
16
ANDY BACON
17
BENGT BENGTZON
18
FRANS DE VOS
19
RICHARD BATEMAN
20
DR MANFRED SONTHEIMER
21
MANUEL FERRAO
22
RICHARD STYLES
23
ULF VON HAUSWOLF
24
ERWIN DERICHS
25
REINHOLD GRÖPPER
26
GRAZIANO TESSARO
27
PANTELIS CHRISTOFOROU
28
BASIL BALL
29
ROLAND DABEL DE LIBRAN
30
DON SALVAGE
31
PETER GOVAERTS
32
FRITZ VOGEL
33
JIM CHAPMAN
Lap 4
Pos
Driver
Lap time
Gap
Interval
1
MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON
2
DIETER KARL ANTON
3
MAX ROSTRON
4
ALEXANDER FURIANI
5
GRAHAM CHURCHHILL
6
ALLEN TICE
7
BO WARMENIUS
8
GARRY TOWNSEND
9
BILL SHEPHERD
10
NIGEL VAULKHARD
11
NIKLAS JOHANSSON
12
SIMON TATE
13
MATTHIAS OERTZ
14
CEES VAN HAUER
15
KERRY MICHAEL
16
ANDY BACON
17
BENGT BENGTZON
18
FRANS DE VOS
19
RICHARD BATEMAN
20
DR MANFRED SONTHEIMER
21
MANUEL FERRAO
22
RICHARD STYLES
23
ULF VON HAUSWOLF
24
ERWIN DERICHS
25
REINHOLD GRÖPPER
26
GRAZIANO TESSARO
27
PANTELIS CHRISTOFOROU
28
BASIL BALL
29
ROLAND DABEL DE LIBRAN
30
DON SALVAGE
31
PETER GOVAERTS
32
FRITZ VOGEL
33
JIM CHAPMAN
Lap 5
Pos
Driver
Lap time
Gap
Interval
1
MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON
2
DIETER KARL ANTON
3
MAX ROSTRON
4
ALEXANDER FURIANI
5
GRAHAM CHURCHHILL
6
ALLEN TICE
7
BO WARMENIUS
8
GARRY TOWNSEND
9
BILL SHEPHERD
10
NIGEL VAULKHARD
11
NIKLAS JOHANSSON
12
SIMON TATE
13
MATTHIAS OERTZ
14
CEES VAN HAUER
15
KERRY MICHAEL
16
ANDY BACON
17
BENGT BENGTZON
18
FRANS DE VOS
19
RICHARD BATEMAN
20
DR MANFRED SONTHEIMER
21
MANUEL FERRAO
22
RICHARD STYLES
23
ULF VON HAUSWOLF
24
ERWIN DERICHS
25
REINHOLD GRÖPPER
26
GRAZIANO TESSARO
27
PANTELIS CHRISTOFOROU
28
BASIL BALL
29
ROLAND DABEL DE LIBRAN
30
DON SALVAGE
31
PETER GOVAERTS
32
FRITZ VOGEL
33
JIM CHAPMAN
Lap 6
Pos
Driver
Lap time
Gap
Interval
1
MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON
2
DIETER KARL ANTON
3
MAX ROSTRON
4
ALEXANDER FURIANI
5
GRAHAM CHURCHHILL
6
ALLEN TICE
7
BO WARMENIUS
8
GARRY TOWNSEND
9
BILL SHEPHERD
10
NIGEL VAULKHARD
11
NIKLAS JOHANSSON
12
SIMON TATE
13
MATTHIAS OERTZ
14
CEES VAN HAUER
15
KERRY MICHAEL
16
ANDY BACON
17
BENGT BENGTZON
18
FRANS DE VOS
19
RICHARD BATEMAN
20
DR MANFRED SONTHEIMER
21
MANUEL FERRAO
22
RICHARD STYLES
23
ULF VON HAUSWOLF
24
ERWIN DERICHS
25
REINHOLD GRÖPPER
26
GRAZIANO TESSARO
27
PANTELIS CHRISTOFOROU
28
BASIL BALL
29
ROLAND DABEL DE LIBRAN
30
DON SALVAGE
31
PETER GOVAERTS
32
FRITZ VOGEL
33
JIM CHAPMAN
Lap 7
Pos
Driver
Lap time
Gap
Interval
1
MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON
2
DIETER KARL ANTON
3
MAX ROSTRON
4
ALEXANDER FURIANI
5
GRAHAM CHURCHHILL
6
ALLEN TICE
7
BO WARMENIUS
8
GARRY TOWNSEND
9
BILL SHEPHERD
10
NIGEL VAULKHARD
11
NIKLAS JOHANSSON
12
SIMON TATE
13
MATTHIAS OERTZ
14
CEES VAN HAUER
15
KERRY MICHAEL
16
ANDY BACON
17
BENGT BENGTZON
18
FRANS DE VOS
19
RICHARD BATEMAN
20
DR MANFRED SONTHEIMER
21
MANUEL FERRAO
22
RICHARD STYLES
23
ULF VON HAUSWOLF
24
ERWIN DERICHS
25
REINHOLD GRÖPPER
26
GRAZIANO TESSARO
27
PANTELIS CHRISTOFOROU
28
BASIL BALL
29
ROLAND DABEL DE LIBRAN
30
DON SALVAGE
31
PETER GOVAERTS
32
FRITZ VOGEL
33
JIM CHAPMAN
Lap 8
Pos
Driver
Lap time
Gap
Interval
1
MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON
2
DIETER KARL ANTON
3
MAX ROSTRON
4
ALEXANDER FURIANI
5
GRAHAM CHURCHHILL
6
ALLEN TICE
7
BO WARMENIUS
8
GARRY TOWNSEND
9
BILL SHEPHERD
10
NIGEL VAULKHARD
11
NIKLAS JOHANSSON
12
SIMON TATE
13
MATTHIAS OERTZ
14
CEES VAN HAUER
15
KERRY MICHAEL
16
ANDY BACON
17
BENGT BENGTZON
18
FRANS DE VOS
19
RICHARD BATEMAN
20
DR MANFRED SONTHEIMER
21
MANUEL FERRAO
22
RICHARD STYLES
23
ULF VON HAUSWOLF
24
ERWIN DERICHS
25
REINHOLD GRÖPPER
26
GRAZIANO TESSARO
27
PANTELIS CHRISTOFOROU
28
BASIL BALL
29
ROLAND DABEL DE LIBRAN
30
DON SALVAGE
31
PETER GOVAERTS
32
FRITZ VOGEL
33
JIM CHAPMAN
Lap 9
Pos
Driver
Lap time
Gap
Interval
1
MIKAEL GUSTAVSSON
2
DIETER KARL ANTON
3
MAX ROSTRON
4
ALEXANDER FURIANI
5
GRAHAM CHURCHHILL
6
ALLEN TICE
7
BO WARMENIUS
8
GARRY TOWNSEND
9
BILL SHEPHERD
10
NIGEL VAULKHARD
11
NIKLAS JOHANSSON
12
SIMON TATE
13
MATTHIAS OERTZ
14
CEES VAN HAUER
15
KERRY MICHAEL
16
ANDY BACON
17
BENGT BENGTZON
18
FRANS DE VOS
19
RICHARD BATEMAN
20
DR MANFRED SONTHEIMER
21
MANUEL FERRAO
22
RICHARD STYLES
23
ULF VON HAUSWOLF
24
ERWIN DERICHS
25
REINHOLD GRÖPPER
26
GRAZIANO TESSARO
27
PANTELIS CHRISTOFOROU
28
BASIL BALL
29
ROLAND DABEL DE LIBRAN
30
DON SALVAGE
31
PETER GOVAERTS
32
FRITZ VOGEL
33
JIM CHAPMAN
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