Session 1767 - Circuito De Jerez, Spain
May 28, 2010 02:06am
Race
Quick Stats
- Track Length: 4.193 km
- Most Distance Covered: 5 laps, 20.965 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Jerez Judicial Joyride: Alliot Wins While Sonic Hates the Stopwatch
SMWMSDDCCF OFFICIAL RULING ON MOTION 20070504/04
HOW DID PHILIPPE ALLIOT WIN A FIVE-LAP RACE BY ZERO POINT ZERO SECONDS AND WHY IS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CURRENTLY TEARING UP THE PADDOCK TURF IN ABSOLUTE DESPAIR?!
The Suuper Mario World MotorSports MicroSoft Duudes Driivers Council Foundation has gathered inside a heavily fortified snack bar to review Motion 20070504/04 regarding the Circuito de Jerez GT1 showdown. Exhibit A: the timing screens, which show Philippe Alliot's #04 Chrysler Viper GTS-R crossing the stripe dead level with Nigel Mansell's Saleen S7-R at an identical race time of 0:08:40.481! How? Magic? Bad math? Sonic the Hedgehog, acting as our guest paddock marshal, has furiously attempted to spin-dash through the timing tower to find out.
Sonic the Hedgehog (Guest Paddock Marshal): TOO SLOW! EVERYONE IS TOO SLOW! EXCEPT THE VIPER! I AM GOING TO COLLECT ALL THE GOLD RINGS IN PIT LANE AND THROW THEM AT THE STEWARDS UNTIL THEY EXPLAIN LAP FIVE!
Exhibit B: Fernando Horta, pilot of the #01 Ferrari 550 Maranello, who held the lead across laps one, two, and three like a brave duude before inexplicably drifting backward into a fifth-place finish while setting a brisk 1:40.174 best lap. Council investigations reveal Horta was distracted by Sonic demanding to know if Dr. Robotnik was hiding inside the Ferrari's airbox. Meanwhile, Lucas Luhr brought home a steady GT2 class victory in third overall, while Roger Wilco dragged his Viper to seventh after an entertaining scrap.
The Council hereby rules that Alliot and Moustache share the exact same microscopic moment in time, Horta's tactical backward slide is classified as modern art, and Sonic must return the championship trophies he stuffed into his red sneakers immediately. No further thoughts will be given on this matter, and the ElderCouncil will now disperse to play Super Mario Kart on a CRT television.
Ps. Lost and found in the paddock: one pair of golden running shoes, three chili dogs, and Fernando Horta's missing race strategy.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Class | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GT1 |  | PHILIPPE ALLIOT | FORCE ONE FESTINA |  CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R |
5 | 0:08:40.481 | 1:38.613 |
| 2 | GT1 |  | NIGEL MANSELL | WILLIAMS RACING |  SALEEN S7-R |
5 | + 00.0 | 1:40.421 |
| 1 | GT2 |  | LUCAS LUHR | FREISINGER MOTORSPORT |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
5 | + 13.038 | 1:41.814 |
| 2 | GT2 | ANDREA RAVANI | SCUDERIA MONZA |  FERRARI 360 GTC |
5 | + 14.265 | 1:42.663 | |
| 3 | GT1 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |  FERRARI 550 MARANELLO |
5 | + 22.611 | 1:40.174 |
| 3 | GT2 | | KLAUS LUDWIG | NEWMAN |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
5 | + 37.881 | 1:44.125 |
| 1 | G3 |  | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |  VIPER COMPETITION COUPE |
5 | + 38.731 | 1:48.024 |
| 4 | GT2 |  | STEPHANE ORTELLI | FREISINGER MOTORSPORT |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
5 | + 45.124 | 1:45.582 |
| 2 | G3 | JOHN SMITH | MARLBORO RACING |  VIPER COMPETITION COUPE |
5 | + 48.616 | 1:50.049 | |
| 5 | GT2 | | RICHARD KAYE | GULF |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
5 | + 49.389 | 1:49.877 |
| 3 | G3 |  | ROB FRIJNS | US CARWORLD RACING |  VIPER COMPETITION COUPE |
5 | + 49.732 | 1:49.848 |
Fastest Lap Progression
Every time the race's fastest lap was beaten, from lap 2 (lap 1 is a standing start).
| Lap | Driver | Car | Time | Improvement |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 1:45.327 | |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 1:40.874 | -4.453 |
| 4 | FERNANDO HORTA | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 1:40.174 | -0.700 |
| 4 | PHILIPPE ALLIOT | CHRYSLER VIPER GTS-R | 1:38.613 | -1.561 |
Lap Chart
Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.
Leaders
2 lead changes over 5 laps.
| Lap | Leader | Laps | Took the lead from |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | NIGEL MANSELL | 1 | |
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | 3 (2-4) | NIGEL MANSELL |
| 5 | NIGEL MANSELL | 1 | FERNANDO HORTA |
| Driver | Laps led | % |
|---|---|---|
| FERNANDO HORTA | 3 | 60% |
| NIGEL MANSELL | 2 | 40% |
Gaps
Time behind at the end of every lap. The scale stops at about one lap (1:47.982): lines break where a car drops further back. Hover or tap a line to follow a driver.
Lap by Lap
Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.
Lap 1NIGEL MANSELL leads from pole
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | NIGEL MANSELL | 1:49.819 | ||
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:49.926 | +0.108 | +0.108 |
| 3 | PHILIPPE ALLIOT | 1:50.816 | +0.997 | +0.889 |
| 4 | ANDREA RAVANI | 1:55.948 | +6.129 | +5.132 |
| 5 | LUCAS LUHR | 1:56.279 | +6.460 | +0.331 |
| 6 | ROGER WILCO | 2:00.111 | +10.292 | +3.832 |
| 7 | JOHN SMITH | 2:03.034 | +13.215 | +2.923 |
| 8 | ROB FRIJNS | 2:03.946 | +14.128 | +0.913 |
| 9 | KLAUS LUDWIG | 2:04.818 | +15.000 | +0.872 |
| 10 | RICHARD KAYE | 2:07.241 | +17.422 | +2.422 |
| 11 | STEPHANE ORTELLI | 2:08.129 | +18.310 | +0.888 |
Lap 2FERNANDO HORTA takes the lead · Fastest lap: FERNANDO HORTA 1:45.327 · FERNANDO HORTA P2 → P1
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 ▲1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:45.327 | ||
| 2 ▼1 | NIGEL MANSELL | 1:46.073 | +0.638 | +0.638 |
| 3 | PHILIPPE ALLIOT | 1:45.490 | +1.053 | +0.415 |
| 4 | ANDREA RAVANI | 1:46.906 | +7.600 | +6.547 |
| 5 | LUCAS LUHR | 1:46.959 | +7.984 | +0.384 |
| 6 | ROGER WILCO | 1:53.097 | +17.954 | +9.970 |
| 7 ▲2 | KLAUS LUDWIG | 1:49.508 | +19.073 | +1.119 |
| 8 ▼1 | JOHN SMITH | 1:55.498 | +23.278 | +4.205 |
| 9 ▼1 | ROB FRIJNS | 1:54.943 | +23.635 | +0.357 |
| 10 | RICHARD KAYE | 1:52.023 | +24.010 | +0.375 |
| 11 | STEPHANE ORTELLI | 1:51.498 | +24.373 | +0.363 |
Lap 3Fastest lap: FERNANDO HORTA 1:40.874
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:40.874 | ||
| 2 | NIGEL MANSELL | 1:40.956 | +0.721 | +0.721 |
| 3 | PHILIPPE ALLIOT | 1:42.987 | +3.167 | +2.446 |
| 4 ▲1 | LUCAS LUHR | 1:43.859 | +10.970 | +7.803 |
| 5 ▼1 | ANDREA RAVANI | 1:46.134 | +12.861 | +1.891 |
| 6 | ROGER WILCO | 1:48.024 | +25.104 | +12.243 |
| 7 | KLAUS LUDWIG | 1:47.940 | +26.140 | +1.036 |
| 8 | JOHN SMITH | 1:50.176 | +32.581 | +6.441 |
| 9 ▲1 | RICHARD KAYE | 1:50.378 | +33.515 | +0.934 |
| 10 ▼1 | ROB FRIJNS | 1:51.274 | +34.036 | +0.521 |
| 11 | STEPHANE ORTELLI | 1:50.869 | +34.368 | +0.332 |
Lap 4Fastest lap: FERNANDO HORTA 1:40.174 · Fastest lap: PHILIPPE ALLIOT 1:38.613
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:40.174 | ||
| 2 | NIGEL MANSELL | 1:40.421 | +0.968 | +0.968 |
| 3 | PHILIPPE ALLIOT | 1:38.613 | +1.606 | +0.638 |
| 4 | LUCAS LUHR | 1:44.609 | +15.405 | +13.799 |
| 5 | ANDREA RAVANI | 1:43.096 | +15.783 | +0.378 |
| 6 | ROGER WILCO | 1:48.300 | +33.231 | +17.448 |
| 7 | KLAUS LUDWIG | 1:51.970 | +37.936 | +4.705 |
| 8 | JOHN SMITH | 1:50.049 | +42.456 | +4.520 |
| 9 | RICHARD KAYE | 1:49.877 | +43.218 | +0.762 |
| 10 | ROB FRIJNS | 1:49.848 | +43.710 | +0.492 |
| 11 | STEPHANE ORTELLI | 1:49.528 | +43.722 | +0.012 |
Lap 5NIGEL MANSELL takes the lead · Slow lap: FERNANDO HORTA (+23.7s) · FERNANDO HORTA P1 → P5
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 ▲1 | NIGEL MANSELL | 1:43.212 | ||
| 2 ▲1 | PHILIPPE ALLIOT | 1:42.575 | +0.001 | +0.001 |
| 3 ▲1 | LUCAS LUHR | 1:41.814 | +13.039 | +13.038 |
| 4 ▲1 | ANDREA RAVANI | 1:42.663 | +14.266 | +1.227 |
| 5 ▼4 | FERNANDO HORTA | 2:06.791 | +22.611 | +8.345 |
| 6 ▲1 | KLAUS LUDWIG | 1:44.125 | +37.881 | +15.270 |
| 7 ▼1 | ROGER WILCO | 1:49.681 | +38.732 | +0.851 |
| 8 ▲3 | STEPHANE ORTELLI | 1:45.582 | +45.124 | +6.392 |
| 9 ▼1 | JOHN SMITH | 1:50.340 | +48.616 | +3.492 |
| 10 ▼1 | RICHARD KAYE | 1:50.351 | +49.389 | +0.773 |
| 11 ▼1 | ROB FRIJNS | 1:50.202 | +49.732 | +0.343 |
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Circuito De Jerez