Formuladuude Season 03 - Circuito De Jerez, Spain
June 10, 2010 09:15pm
FORMULADUUDE SEASON 03 - Race Session
Quick Stats
- Championship: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 03
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- Track Length: 4.193 km
- Most Distance Covered: 13 laps, 54.509 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Jerez Radio Remix: How Did Horta Actually Win This?
Fernando Horta drove the #01 Williams Grand Prix Ferrari 550 Maranello to a comfortable victory over 13 laps at Circuito de Jerez in 0:22:58.440, leading Roger Wilco and Gecko91 across the line, while team boss Hugh Laurie remained entirely unimpressed by the execution.
Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Guys, why is the steering wheel vibrating like a cheap phone? Is that normal?
Hugh Laurie (#01 Team Principal): People lie, Fernando. Your tyres are lying, your differential is lying, and your lap times are probably fabricated by a rogue toaster. Drive faster.
Fernando Horta (#01 driver): But Lizard and Roger just swapped places ahead of me on lap two, I can't even see the apex through this dust!
Hugh Laurie (#01 Team Principal): Excellent. That means you have fewer distractions. People lie, but gravel traps are remarkably honest about your lack of talent.
Fernando Horta (#01 driver): Okay, I finally passed them by lap seven, the car is actually sticking to the tarmac now! Can I pit for water?
Hugh Laurie (#01 Team Principal): Water is for the weak, and hydration is a myth propagated by dentists. Keep your foot down before I replace you with an MRI machine.
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Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a online race. No events described on this text are to be taken seriously, and by no means reflect the author or their views, quotes or situations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |  FERRARI 550 MARANELLO |
13 | 0:22:58.440 | 1:41.143 | 21 |
| 2 |  | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |  FERRARI 575 GTC |
13 | + 26.907 | 1:44.361 | 12 |
| 3 |  | GECKO91 | TF1S RACING |  LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT |
13 | + 27.104 | 1:42.244 | 9 |
Fastest Lap Progression
Every time the race's fastest lap was beaten, from lap 2 (lap 1 is a standing start).
| Lap | Driver | Car | Time | Improvement |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | FERRARI 575 GTC | 1:45.539 | |
| 3 | GECKO91 | LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT | 1:43.715 | -1.824 |
| 4 | GECKO91 | LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT | 1:43.396 | -0.319 |
| 5 | GECKO91 | LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT | 1:42.924 | -0.472 |
| 5 | FERNANDO HORTA | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 1:42.541 | -0.383 |
| 6 | FERNANDO HORTA | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 1:41.265 | -1.276 |
| 7 | FERNANDO HORTA | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 1:41.146 | -0.119 |
| 9 | FERNANDO HORTA | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 1:41.143 | -0.003 |
Lap Chart
Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.
Leaders
3 lead changes over 13 laps.
| Lap | Leader | Laps | Took the lead from |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GECKO91 | 1 | |
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1 | GECKO91 |
| 3 | GECKO91 | 4 (3-6) | ROGER WILCO |
| 7 | FERNANDO HORTA | 7 (7-13) | GECKO91 |
| Driver | Laps led | % |
|---|---|---|
| FERNANDO HORTA | 7 | 54% |
| GECKO91 | 5 | 38% |
| ROGER WILCO | 1 | 8% |
Gaps
Time behind at the end of every lap. The scale stops at about one lap (1:45.764): lines break where a car drops further back. Hover or tap a line to follow a driver.
Lap by Lap
Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.
Lap 1GECKO91 leads from pole
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GECKO91 | 1:52.055 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:53.662 | +1.607 | +1.607 |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:54.008 | +1.953 | +0.346 |
Lap 2ROGER WILCO takes the lead · Fastest lap: ROGER WILCO 1:45.539
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 ▲1 | ROGER WILCO | 1:45.539 | ||
| 2 ▼1 | GECKO91 | 1:51.018 | +3.873 | +3.873 |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:54.462 | +9.270 | +5.397 |
Lap 3GECKO91 takes the lead · Fastest lap: GECKO91 1:43.715
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 ▲1 | GECKO91 | 1:43.715 | ||
| 2 ▼1 | ROGER WILCO | 1:57.012 | +9.425 | +9.425 |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:48.253 | +9.936 | +0.511 |
Lap 4Fastest lap: GECKO91 1:43.396
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GECKO91 | 1:43.396 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:47.612 | +13.641 | +13.641 |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:47.478 | +14.017 | +0.376 |
Lap 5Fastest lap: GECKO91 1:42.924 · Fastest lap: FERNANDO HORTA 1:42.541 · FERNANDO HORTA P3 → P2
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GECKO91 | 1:42.924 | ||
| 2 ▲1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:42.541 | +13.634 | +13.634 |
| 3 ▼1 | ROGER WILCO | 1:44.500 | +15.217 | +1.583 |
Lap 6Fastest lap: FERNANDO HORTA 1:41.265
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GECKO91 | 1:49.322 | ||
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:41.265 | +5.577 | +5.577 |
| 3 | ROGER WILCO | 1:44.361 | +10.256 | +4.679 |
Lap 7FERNANDO HORTA takes the lead · Fastest lap: FERNANDO HORTA 1:41.146 · Slow lap: GECKO91 (+24.6s) · FERNANDO HORTA P2 → P1
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 ▲1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:41.146 | ||
| 2 ▲1 | ROGER WILCO | 1:45.689 | +9.222 | +9.222 |
| 3 ▼2 | GECKO91 | 2:09.900 | +23.177 | +13.955 |
Lap 8nothing notable
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:51.139 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:50.111 | +8.194 | +8.194 |
| 3 | GECKO91 | 1:47.291 | +19.329 | +11.135 |
Lap 9Fastest lap: FERNANDO HORTA 1:41.143
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:41.143 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:47.986 | +15.036 | +15.036 |
| 3 | GECKO91 | 1:43.759 | +21.944 | +6.908 |
Laps 10–13nothing notable
Lap 10
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:42.965 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:46.352 | +18.424 | +18.424 |
| 3 | GECKO91 | 1:42.244 | +21.224 | +2.800 |
Lap 11
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:43.933 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:45.045 | +19.536 | +19.536 |
| 3 | GECKO91 | 1:44.831 | +22.122 | +2.586 |
Lap 12
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:43.604 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:51.315 | +27.245 | +27.245 |
| 3 | GECKO91 | 1:49.251 | +27.768 | +0.523 |
Lap 13
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:46.502 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:46.164 | +26.907 | +26.907 |
| 3 | GECKO91 | 1:45.839 | +27.105 | +0.198 |
Driver Standings
| Position | Driver | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |
148 |
| 2 ▼1 | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |
139 |
| 3 | DAVINCI |  WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |
121 |
| 4 | GOOFY |  MAPUA RACING |
29 |
| 5 | GECKO91 | TF1S RACING |
9 |
| 6 ▼1 | MOUSTACHE | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |
6 |
Team Standings
| Position | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | SCUDERIA LIBRA |
127 |
| 2 ▲2 | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |
92 |
| 3 ▼1 |  WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX ENGINEERING |
89 |
| 4 ▼1 |  LOSEL RACING |
72 |
| 5 | MAPUA RACING |
29 |
| 6 |  BORROWED B194 |
22 |
| 7 |  VODAFONE-FERRARI |
12 |
| 8 | TF1S RACING |
9 |
Related Images
Williams Grand Prix, Ferrari 550 Maranello #10001, Driven By Fernando Horta
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Scuderia Libra, Ferrari 575 Gtc #10029, Driven By Roger Wilco
Circuito De Jerez