Session 1844 - Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca, Usa
June 01, 2010 10:46pm
Race
Quick Stats
- Track Length: 3.598 km
- Most Distance Covered: 36 laps, 129.528 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Laguna Seca Zero: Horta Starts, Melts, and Cries in 0 Laps
Zero laps completed, and our brave duudes are already weeping into their steering wheels like characters in a terribly dubbed telenovela.
YOU WANT THE FRUIT? YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE JUICE!! Look at this tragedy unfolding on the Monterey tarmac! Thirty-six laps of pure suffering for everyone else, but for us? The race ended before the lights even thought about going out, and the pain is simply unbearable, caspita! We poured our very souls into the #01 Audi R10, only for the universe to laugh right in our faces. The telemetry is crying, the tyres are having an existential crisis, and my heart is shattering into a million little carbon-fibre pieces across the Corkscrew.
Fred Flintstone (Chief Strategist): Yabba-dabba-doo-not look at the timing screens, Fernando, because we are completely ruined and my club is stuck in the gearbox!
Wilma (Telemetry Specialist): Oh, Fred, stop shouting about your prehistoric clubs and help me fish Fernando's dignity out of the gravel pit!
We are fighting for the championship. We are fighting for the nearest exit and a very dark, quiet room where nobody can judge us.
Ps. Lost in the paddock: one slightly dented dignity, a half-eaten sandwich, and Fred Flintstone's missing bowling ball. If found, please return them to pit box zero immediately.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Class | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | LMP2 |  | SASCHA MAASSEN | 2007 PENSKE RACING |  PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO |
36 | 0:50:48.426 | 1:22.388 |
| 1 | GT1 |  | JOHNNY OCONNELL | 2008 CORVETTE RACING |  CORVETTE C6-R |
36 | + 04.357 | 1:22.613 |
| 2 | GT1 |  | PETER KOX | 2004 KROHN BARBOUR |  LAMBORGHINI R-GT |
36 | + 15.987 | 1:22.316 |
| 1 | LMP1 |  | NICOLAS MINASSIAN | 2007 CREATION AUTOSPORTIF |  CREATION CA06/H |
35 | + 1 LAP | 1:23.875 |
| 2 | LMP1 |  | CHRISTIAN KLIEN | 2007 PEUGEOT TOTAL |  PEUGEOT 908 |
35 | + 1 LAP | 1:24.066 |
| 2 | LMP2 | TIM GREAVES | 2008 TEAM BRUICHLADDICH |  RADICAL SR9 |
35 | + 1 LAP | 1:23.789 | |
| 3 | LMP1 | MIKE DAVIES | 1999 DOLLAHITE RACING |  FERRARI 333 SP |
35 | + 1 LAP | 1:23.918 | |
| 3 | LMP2 | PATRICK LONG | 2008 PENSKE RACING |  PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO |
35 | + 1 LAP | 1:24.297 | |
| 4 | LMP1 | STEPHAN MUCKE | 2008 CHAROUZ RACING |  LOLA B08/60 |
35 | + 1 LAP | 1:23.810 | |
| 3 | GT1 | | TRACY KROHN | 2004 KROHN BARBOUR |  LAMBORGHINI R-GT |
35 | + 1 LAP | 1:24.269 |
| 4 | GT1 |  | PATRICK SELLESLAGH | 2007 CORVETTE RACING |  CORVETTE C6-R |
35 | + 1 LAP | 1:23.923 |
| 5 | LMP1 | BRIAN MORETTI | 1998 MORETTI RACING |  FERRARI 333 SP |
35 | + 1 LAP | 1:24.378 | |
| 4 | LMP2 |  | LUIS DIAZ | 2009 FERNANDEZ RACING |  ACURA ARX-01 |
35 | + 1 LAP | 1:24.409 |
| 5 | LMP2 | | ADRIAN FERNANDEZ | 2007 FERNANDEZ RACING |  LOLA B06/43 |
33 | DNF (Brakes) | 1:23.774 |
| 5 | GT1 |  | ANDY PILGRIM | 2007 CORVETTE RACING |  CORVETTE C6-R |
28 | DNF (Collision) | 1:22.369 |
| 6 | LMP2 | | ANDY LALLY | 2008 DYSON RACING |  PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO |
25 | DNF (Brakes) | 1:23.669 |
| 6 | LMP1 | | CLINT FIELD | 2009 INTERSPORT RACING |  LOLA B06/10 |
24 | DNF (Collision) | 1:24.278 |
| 6 | GT1 | RON HAROLDSON | 2004 TEAM CONCEPT |  MUSTANG GTR |
16 | DNF (Brakes) | 1:27.833 | |
| 7 | LMP1 | | ERIC VAN DE POELE | 1998 DOYLE RISI |  FERRARI 333 SP |
16 | DNF (Collision) | 1:22.913 |
| 8 | LMP1 | | OLIVIER PANIS | 2009 MATMUT PLUS |  ORECA 01 AIM |
11 | DNF (Brakes) | 1:24.201 |
| 9 | LMP1 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | 2007 AUDI SPORT N.AMERICA |  AUDI R10 |
0 | DNF |
Qualifying
Qualifying times as the race log recorded them.
| Position | Class | Driver | Team | Car | Time | Gap |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | LMP1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 2007 AUDI SPORT N.AMERICA | AUDI R10 | 1:10.186 | |
| 2 | LMP1 | OLIVIER PANIS | 2009 MATMUT PLUS | ORECA 01 AIM | 1:12.280 | +2.094 |
| 3 | LMP1 | MIKE DAVIES | 1999 DOLLAHITE RACING | FERRARI 333 SP | 1:12.327 | +2.141 |
| 4 | LMP1 | BRIAN MORETTI | 1998 MORETTI RACING | FERRARI 333 SP | 1:12.611 | +2.425 |
| 5 | LMP2 | ANDY LALLY | 2008 DYSON RACING | PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO | 1:13.191 | +3.005 |
| 6 | LMP2 | TIM GREAVES | 2008 TEAM BRUICHLADDICH | RADICAL SR9 | 1:13.577 | +3.391 |
| 7 | LMP1 | CLINT FIELD | 2009 INTERSPORT RACING | LOLA B06/10 | 1:15.051 | +4.865 |
| 8 | LMP2 | LUIS DIAZ | 2009 FERNANDEZ RACING | ACURA ARX-01 | 1:15.199 | +5.013 |
| 9 | GT1 | PETER KOX | 2004 KROHN BARBOUR | LAMBORGHINI R-GT | 1:19.534 | +9.348 |
| 10 | GT1 | JOHNNY OCONNELL | 2008 CORVETTE RACING | CORVETTE C6-R | 1:21.275 | +11.089 |
| 11 | LMP2 | ADRIAN FERNANDEZ | 2007 FERNANDEZ RACING | LOLA B06/43 | 1:21.407 | +11.221 |
| 12 | LMP2 | PATRICK LONG | 2008 PENSKE RACING | PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO | 1:21.730 | +11.544 |
| 13 | LMP1 | STEPHAN MUCKE | 2008 CHAROUZ RACING | LOLA B08/60 | 1:21.730 | +11.544 |
| 14 | GT1 | ANDY PILGRIM | 2007 CORVETTE RACING | CORVETTE C6-R | 1:22.292 | +12.106 |
| 15 | GT1 | TRACY KROHN | 2004 KROHN BARBOUR | LAMBORGHINI R-GT | 1:22.609 | +12.423 |
| 16 | LMP1 | NICOLAS MINASSIAN | 2007 CREATION AUTOSPORTIF | CREATION CA06/H | 1:24.974 | +14.788 |
| 17 | GT1 | PATRICK SELLESLAGH | 2007 CORVETTE RACING | CORVETTE C6-R | 1:25.260 | +15.074 |
| 18 | GT1 | RON HAROLDSON | 2004 TEAM CONCEPT | MUSTANG GTR | 1:25.829 | +15.643 |
| 19 | LMP1 | CHRISTIAN KLIEN | 2007 PEUGEOT TOTAL | PEUGEOT 908 | 1:27.037 | +16.851 |
| 20 | LMP2 | SASCHA MAASSEN | 2007 PENSKE RACING | PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO | 1:29.851 | +19.665 |
| 21 | LMP1 | ERIC VAN DE POELE | 1998 DOYLE RISI | FERRARI 333 SP | 1:32.387 | +22.201 |
Lap Chart
Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.
Leaders
SASCHA MAASSEN led every lap.
| Lap | Leader | Laps | Took the lead from |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SASCHA MAASSEN | 36 (1-36) |
| Driver | Laps led | % |
|---|---|---|
| SASCHA MAASSEN | 36 | 100% |
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