Session 1876 - Dubai Autodrome, Ukraine
June 04, 2010 01:41am
Race
Quick Stats
- Track Length: 5.352 km
- Most Distance Covered: 8 laps, 42.816 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Horta Screams to Victory Under the Dubai Sun!
FERNANDO HORTA SNATCHED AN ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE GT1 VICTORY AT THE DUBAI AUTODROME IN EIGHT GLORIOUS LAPS OF TYRE-SMOKING MADNESS! The desert heat was baking everything into a crisp, but our brave duudes in the #01 Ferrari 550 Maranello were cooking even faster, surviving eight frantic laps of pure adrenaline to cross the line in 0:16:11.524! Sam O Sulkyvan gave chase like a possessed banshee in his #09 Ferrari, setting the race's fastest lap at 1:56.479, but Horta held firm as Dario Franchitti rounded out the podium in third!
Behind the scorching podium battle, the midfield turned into an absolute circus featuring flying Saleens, confused Porsches, and Batman himself finishing fifteenth in a Gillet Vertigo Streiff because why the hell not! The paddock was buzzing louder than Marty McFly's guitar amplifier at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance, and Marty's pal Dr. Emmett Brown was frantically trying to calculate if 1.21 gigawatts could power a Ferrari 550 Maranello down the Dubai straightaway!
Doc Brown (Time Travel Consultant): Great Scott, Marty! If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious GT1 action!
Marty McFly (#01 Crew Chief): Heavy! This is heavy, Doc! Horta is leading the race and the tyres are practically melting into plutonium!
Radio transcript (Lap 4):
FERNANDO HORTA (#01): MAN, IT IS HOT IN HERE, I FEEL LIKE I AM DRIVING INSIDE A MICROWAVE!
PIT WALL (#01): JUST KEEP YOUR FOOT DOWN, DUUDE! GREAT SCOTT, WATCH THAT KERB!
FERNANDO HORTA (#01): 1.21 GIGAWATTS OF V12 POWER, BABY! LET'S GOOO!
Ps. Correction: Fernando Horta was actually driving a Ferrari 550 Maranello, not a DeLorean time machine, despite the frantic flux capacitor noises coming from the pit wall.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Class | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GT1 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |  FERRARI 550 MARANELLO |
8 | 0:16:11.524 | 1:57.865 |
| 2 | GT1 |  | SAM O SULKYVAN | SCUDERIA FERRARI PLAYSTATION |  FERRARI 550 MARANELLO |
8 | + 08.417 | 1:56.479 |
| 3 | GT1 | DARIO FRANCHITTI | FASTENAL TEAM |  LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT |
8 | + 14.824 | 1:57.334 | |
| 4 | GT1 |  | MIGUEL RAMOS | RAY MALLOCK LIMITED |  SALEEN S7-R |
8 | + 16.814 | 1:58.706 |
| 5 | GT1 | | MIKE NEWTON | GRAHAM NASH MOTORSPORT |  SALEEN S7-R |
8 | + 16.870 | 1:58.133 |
| 6 | GT1 |  | DAEMON | SCUDERIA FERRARI F1 2007 |  LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT |
8 | + 17.600 | 2:00.850 |
| 7 | GT1 | TOMAS SCHUBECK | MATECH RACING |  FORD GT |
8 | + 22.600 | 1:59.701 | |
| 1 | GT2 | | LUCAS LUHR | MARTINI |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
8 | + 29.481 | 2:04.332 |
| 2 | GT2 | | SLAPPY SQUIRREL | ANIMANIACS |  NISSAN 350Z |
8 | + 56.099 | 2:00.879 |
| 3 | GT2 |  | DANIEL DESBRUERES | DESBRUERES |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
8 | + 59.209 | 2:03.383 |
| 4 | GT2 | MASTER CARD | PRICELESS MOTORSPORT |  PORSCHE GT3-RSR |
8 | + 01:07.269 | 2:06.645 | |
| 5 | GT2 |  | BEBO ORLANDI | SCUDERIA VEREGRA |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
8 | + 01:13.799 | 2:07.216 |
| 6 | GT2 | | XAVIER POMPIDOU | CAMEL |  PORSCHE GT3-RS |
8 | + 01:24.373 | 2:04.097 |
| 1 | G3 | BATMAN | BATMAN |  GILLET VERTIGO STREIFF |
8 | + 01:34.373 | 2:09.538 | |
| 2 | G3 | | PATRICK CHAILLET | SIGNA RACING |  PORSCHE 911 GT3 CUP |
7 | + 1 LAP | 2:11.497 |
Fastest Lap Progression
Every time the race's fastest lap was beaten, from lap 2 (lap 1 is a standing start).
| Lap | Driver | Car | Time | Improvement |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | SAM O SULKYVAN | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 2:04.212 | |
| 2 | DARIO FRANCHITTI | LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT | 2:02.809 | -1.403 |
| 2 | TOMAS SCHUBECK | FORD GT | 2:02.466 | -0.343 |
| 2 | MIKE NEWTON | SALEEN S7-R | 2:02.331 | -0.135 |
| 3 | SAM O SULKYVAN | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 1:59.304 | -3.027 |
| 3 | MIKE NEWTON | SALEEN S7-R | 1:58.133 | -1.171 |
Lap Chart
Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.
Leaders
1 lead change over 8 laps.
| Lap | Leader | Laps | Took the lead from |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SAM O SULKYVAN | 3 (1-3) | |
| 4 | FERNANDO HORTA | 5 (4-8) | SAM O SULKYVAN |
| Driver | Laps led | % |
|---|---|---|
| FERNANDO HORTA | 5 | 63% |
| SAM O SULKYVAN | 3 | 38% |
Gaps
Time behind at the end of every lap. The scale stops at about one lap (2:04.668): lines break where a car drops further back. Hover or tap a line to follow a driver.
Lap by Lap
Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.
Lap 1SAM O SULKYVAN leads from pole
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SAM O SULKYVAN | 2:06.789 | ||
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | 2:07.843 | +1.054 | +1.054 |
| 3 | DARIO FRANCHITTI | 2:10.550 | +3.762 | +2.708 |
| 4 | DAEMON | 2:11.141 | +4.352 | +0.590 |
| 5 | TOMAS SCHUBECK | 2:11.775 | +4.986 | +0.634 |
| 6 | MIGUEL RAMOS | 2:12.532 | +5.743 | +0.757 |
| 7 | MIKE NEWTON | 2:13.275 | +6.487 | +0.744 |
| 8 | LUCAS LUHR | 2:13.911 | +7.122 | +0.635 |
| 9 | MASTER CARD | 2:18.850 | +12.061 | +4.939 |
| 10 | BEBO ORLANDI | 2:19.099 | +12.310 | +0.249 |
| 11 | DANIEL DESBRUERES | 2:19.349 | +12.560 | +0.250 |
| 12 | SLAPPY SQUIRREL | 2:27.179 | +20.391 | +7.831 |
| 13 | BATMAN | 2:27.893 | +21.104 | +0.713 |
| 14 | XAVIER POMPIDOU | 2:28.039 | +21.251 | +0.147 |
| 15 | PATRICK CHAILLET | 2:30.098 | +23.309 | +2.058 |
Lap 2Fastest lap: SAM O SULKYVAN 2:04.212 · Fastest lap: DARIO FRANCHITTI 2:02.809 · Fastest lap: TOMAS SCHUBECK 2:02.466 · Fastest lap: MIKE NEWTON 2:02.331
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SAM O SULKYVAN | 2:04.212 | ||
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | 2:04.768 | +1.609 | +1.609 |
| 3 | DARIO FRANCHITTI | 2:02.809 | +2.357 | +0.748 |
| 4 ▲1 | TOMAS SCHUBECK | 2:02.466 | +3.239 | +0.882 |
| 5 ▼1 | DAEMON | 2:04.085 | +4.224 | +0.985 |
| 6 ▲1 | MIKE NEWTON | 2:02.331 | +4.605 | +0.381 |
| 7 ▼1 | MIGUEL RAMOS | 2:04.207 | +5.737 | +1.132 |
| 8 | LUCAS LUHR | 2:04.568 | +7.477 | +1.740 |
| 9 | MASTER CARD | 2:07.271 | +15.119 | +7.642 |
| 10 | BEBO ORLANDI | 2:10.080 | +18.178 | +3.059 |
| 11 | DANIEL DESBRUERES | 2:11.310 | +19.658 | +1.480 |
| 12 ▲2 | XAVIER POMPIDOU | 2:12.534 | +29.571 | +9.913 |
| 13 ▼1 | SLAPPY SQUIRREL | 2:14.854 | +31.032 | +1.461 |
| 14 ▼1 | BATMAN | 2:15.033 | +31.924 | +0.892 |
| 15 | PATRICK CHAILLET | 2:15.168 | +34.265 | +2.341 |
Lap 3Fastest lap: SAM O SULKYVAN 1:59.304 · Fastest lap: MIKE NEWTON 1:58.133
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SAM O SULKYVAN | 1:59.304 | ||
| 2 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:59.326 | +1.631 | +1.631 |
| 3 | DARIO FRANCHITTI | 1:59.426 | +2.479 | +0.848 |
| 4 ▲2 | MIKE NEWTON | 1:58.133 | +3.434 | +0.955 |
| 5 ▼1 | TOMAS SCHUBECK | 1:59.701 | +3.636 | +0.202 |
| 6 ▼1 | DAEMON | 2:00.850 | +5.770 | +2.134 |
| 7 | MIGUEL RAMOS | 2:00.801 | +7.234 | +1.464 |
| 8 | LUCAS LUHR | 2:04.332 | +12.505 | +5.271 |
| 9 | MASTER CARD | 2:07.841 | +23.656 | +11.151 |
| 10 | BEBO ORLANDI | 2:07.216 | +26.090 | +2.434 |
| 11 | DANIEL DESBRUERES | 2:09.014 | +29.368 | +3.278 |
| 12 | XAVIER POMPIDOU | 2:10.876 | +41.143 | +11.775 |
| 13 | SLAPPY SQUIRREL | 2:10.992 | +42.720 | +1.577 |
| 14 | BATMAN | 2:11.015 | +43.635 | +0.915 |
| 15 | PATRICK CHAILLET | 2:11.497 | +46.458 | +2.823 |
Lap 4FERNANDO HORTA takes the lead · FERNANDO HORTA P2 → P1
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 ▲1 | FERNANDO HORTA | |||
| 2 ▼1 | SAM O SULKYVAN | |||
| 3 | DARIO FRANCHITTI | |||
| 4 ▲3 | MIGUEL RAMOS | |||
| 5 ▼1 | MIKE NEWTON | |||
| 6 | DAEMON | |||
| 7 ▼2 | TOMAS SCHUBECK | |||
| 8 | LUCAS LUHR | |||
| 9 ▲4 | SLAPPY SQUIRREL | |||
| 10 ▲1 | DANIEL DESBRUERES | |||
| 11 ▼2 | MASTER CARD | |||
| 12 ▼2 | BEBO ORLANDI | |||
| 13 ▼1 | XAVIER POMPIDOU | |||
| 14 | BATMAN | |||
| 15 | PATRICK CHAILLET |
Laps 5–8nothing notable
Lap 5
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | |||
| 2 | SAM O SULKYVAN | |||
| 3 | DARIO FRANCHITTI | |||
| 4 | MIGUEL RAMOS | |||
| 5 | MIKE NEWTON | |||
| 6 | DAEMON | |||
| 7 | TOMAS SCHUBECK | |||
| 8 | LUCAS LUHR | |||
| 9 | SLAPPY SQUIRREL | |||
| 10 | DANIEL DESBRUERES | |||
| 11 | MASTER CARD | |||
| 12 | BEBO ORLANDI | |||
| 13 | XAVIER POMPIDOU | |||
| 14 | BATMAN | |||
| 15 | PATRICK CHAILLET |
Lap 6
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | |||
| 2 | SAM O SULKYVAN | |||
| 3 | DARIO FRANCHITTI | |||
| 4 | MIGUEL RAMOS | |||
| 5 | MIKE NEWTON | |||
| 6 | DAEMON | |||
| 7 | TOMAS SCHUBECK | |||
| 8 | LUCAS LUHR | |||
| 9 | SLAPPY SQUIRREL | |||
| 10 | DANIEL DESBRUERES | |||
| 11 | MASTER CARD | |||
| 12 | BEBO ORLANDI | |||
| 13 | XAVIER POMPIDOU | |||
| 14 | BATMAN | |||
| 15 | PATRICK CHAILLET |
Lap 7
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | |||
| 2 | SAM O SULKYVAN | |||
| 3 | DARIO FRANCHITTI | |||
| 4 | MIGUEL RAMOS | |||
| 5 | MIKE NEWTON | |||
| 6 | DAEMON | |||
| 7 | TOMAS SCHUBECK | |||
| 8 | LUCAS LUHR | |||
| 9 | SLAPPY SQUIRREL | |||
| 10 | DANIEL DESBRUERES | |||
| 11 | MASTER CARD | |||
| 12 | BEBO ORLANDI | |||
| 13 | XAVIER POMPIDOU | |||
| 14 | BATMAN | |||
| 15 | PATRICK CHAILLET |
Lap 8
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | |||
| 2 | SAM O SULKYVAN | |||
| 3 | DARIO FRANCHITTI | |||
| 4 | MIGUEL RAMOS | |||
| 5 | MIKE NEWTON | |||
| 6 | DAEMON | |||
| 7 | TOMAS SCHUBECK | |||
| 8 | LUCAS LUHR | |||
| 9 | SLAPPY SQUIRREL | |||
| 10 | DANIEL DESBRUERES | |||
| 11 | MASTER CARD | |||
| 12 | BEBO ORLANDI | |||
| 13 | XAVIER POMPIDOU | |||
| 14 | BATMAN |
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