Formuladuude Season 03 - Circuito De Jerez, Spain
June 10, 2010 09:43pm
FORMULADUUDE SEASON 03 - Race Session
Quick Stats
- Championship: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 03
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- Track Length: 4.193 km
- Most Distance Covered: 7 laps, 29.351 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: FDTV Live: Gecko91 Destroys Jerez While Duke Nukem Confuses Ferrari Pit Strategy!
GALVÃO BUENO (FDTV): HAAAAAJA CORAÇÃO AT JEREZ AS GECKO91 DISAPPEARS INTO THE SPANISH SUNSHINE ON LAP ONE! LOOK AT THAT LAMBORGHINI MURCIÉLAGO GO! SHE IS NOT DRIVING, SHE IS FLYING, FRIENDS! SABE DE QUEM?! GECKO91!
DUKE NUKEM (Guest Analyst): I came here to chew bubblegum and analyze tyre degradation... and I'm all out of gum. But real talk, Galvão, why aren't these guys using rocket launchers on Turn 2?
GALVÃO BUENO (FDTV): BECAUSE THIS IS HIGH-STAKES FORMULADUUDE RACING, DUKE! AND LOOK BEHIND HER! THE FERRARI DUEL IS HEATING UP! Roger Wilco held second place in the #29 Scuderia Libra 575 GTC through the early stages, but Fernando Horta in the #01 Williams 550 Maranello is sniffing his exhaust! LAP FIVE! HORTA LUNGES ON THE INSIDE! SENSATIONAL! HE TAKES SECOND PLACE!
DUKE NUKEM (Guest Analyst): That red car looks like it needs more alien scum to shoot at. Is that driver Horta wearing sunglasses under his helmet? Respect.
GALVÃO BUENO (FDTV): WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER A SHORT COMMERCIAL BREAK! DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!
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GALVÃO BUENO (FDTV): AND WE ARE BACK LIVE! LAP SIX AND THE DRAMA NEVER STOPS! Roger Wilco fights back into Turn 1! A little totozinho between the Ferraris! Wilco briefly retakes second position as Horta gets sideways, but entering the final lap, Horta puts the hammer down! He pulls away on sheer straight-line grunt to secure second place by twelve seconds over the Uruguayan!
DUKE NUKEM (Guest Analyst): Hail to the king, baby. But honestly, the Brit girl in the Lamborghini was playing on Easy mode.
GALVÃO BUENO (FDTV): EASY MODE? SHE CLOCKED A 1:41.892 BEST LAP, DUKE! ABSOLUTE DOMINATION! Gecko91 wins round 16 by a massive 27.260 seconds after seven laps of pure perfection! Horta takes second with a 1:43.984, taking crucial points to extend his championship lead over Wilco! WHAT A FINISH IN SPAIN!
Ps. Jens, where are you man? We need you back on the grid before Duke Nukem tries to install pipe bombs in the commentary box.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a online race. No events described on this text are to be taken seriously, and by no means reflect the author or their views, quotes or situations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | GECKO91 | TF1S RACING |  LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT |
7 | 0:12:09.286 | 1:41.892 | 9 |
| 2 |  | FERNANDO HORTA | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |  FERRARI 550 MARANELLO |
7 | + 27.260 | 1:43.984 | 6 |
| 3 |  | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |  FERRARI 575 GTC |
7 | + 39.608 | 1:43.614 | 4 |
Fastest Lap Progression
Every time the race's fastest lap was beaten, from lap 2 (lap 1 is a standing start).
| Lap | Driver | Car | Time | Improvement |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | GECKO91 | LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT | 1:42.741 | |
| 3 | GECKO91 | LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT | 1:41.892 | -0.849 |
Lap Chart
Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.
Leaders
GECKO91 led every lap.
| Lap | Leader | Laps | Took the lead from |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GECKO91 | 7 (1-7) |
| Driver | Laps led | % |
|---|---|---|
| GECKO91 | 7 | 100% |
Gaps
Time behind at the end of every lap. The scale stops at about one lap (1:43.984): lines break where a car drops further back. Hover or tap a line to follow a driver.
Lap by Lap
Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.
Lap 1GECKO91 leads from pole
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GECKO91 | 1:48.647 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:57.533 | +8.885 | +8.885 |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:58.716 | +10.069 | +1.184 |
Lap 2Fastest lap: GECKO91 1:42.741
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GECKO91 | 1:42.741 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:43.614 | +9.759 | +9.759 |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:43.148 | +10.477 | +0.718 |
Lap 3Fastest lap: GECKO91 1:41.892
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GECKO91 | 1:41.892 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:43.814 | +11.682 | +11.682 |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:43.984 | +12.570 | +0.888 |
Lap 4nothing notable
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GECKO91 | 1:43.727 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:47.645 | +15.599 | +15.599 |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:47.350 | +16.193 | +0.594 |
Lap 5FERNANDO HORTA P3 → P2
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GECKO91 | 1:43.017 | ||
| 2 ▲1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 1:44.611 | +17.786 | +17.786 |
| 3 ▼1 | ROGER WILCO | 1:47.168 | +19.750 | +1.964 |
Lap 6Pit lane visit: FERNANDO HORTA (+114.1s) · FERNANDO HORTA P2 → P3
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GECKO91 | 1:43.080 | ||
| 2 ▲1 | ROGER WILCO | 2:02.651 | +39.322 | +39.322 |
| 3 ▼1 | FERNANDO HORTA | 3:38.735 | +1 lap | +1:34.120 |
Lap 7nothing notable
| Pos | Driver | Lap time | Gap | Interval |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GECKO91 | 1:46.182 | ||
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | 1:46.468 | +39.608 | +39.608 |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA |
Driver Standings
| Position | Driver | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | FERNANDO HORTA | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |
154 |
| 2 | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |
143 |
| 3 | DAVINCI |  WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |
121 |
| 4 | GOOFY |  MAPUA RACING |
29 |
| 5 | GECKO91 | TF1S RACING |
18 |
| 6 | MOUSTACHE | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |
6 |
Team Standings
| Position | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | SCUDERIA LIBRA |
131 |
| 2 | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |
98 |
| 3 |  WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX ENGINEERING |
89 |
| 4 |  LOSEL RACING |
72 |
| 5 | MAPUA RACING |
29 |
| 6 |  BORROWED B194 |
22 |
| 7 ▲1 | TF1S RACING |
18 |
| 8 ▼1 |  VODAFONE-FERRARI |
12 |
Related Images
Williams Grand Prix, Ferrari 550 Maranello #10001, Driven By Fernando Horta
Tf1s Racing, Lamborghini Murcielago R-gt #10025, Driven By Gecko91
Scuderia Libra, Ferrari 575 Gtc #10029, Driven By Roger Wilco
Circuito De Jerez