Session 1938 - Circuit De La Sarthe, France
June 13, 2010 06:21pm
Race
Quick Stats
- Track Length: 13.972 km
- Most Distance Covered: 12 laps, 167.664 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Circuit de la Sarthe Race Notes: Horta’s Zero-Lap Phantom Act!
PADDOCK CONFIDENTIAL (The Le Mans Gossip Gazette): HORTA EVAPORATES BEFORE LES HUNAUDIÈRES WHILE LUCA DI GUEVARA DEMANDS IMMEDIATE EXCOMMUNICATION OF ALL AUDI MECHANICS!
The Official Press Office of Scuderia Libra would like to clarify that Fernando Horta’s zero-lap display at Circuit de la Sarthe was a tactical masterstroke designed to save pristine engine hours for future campaigns. While Chris Dyson dragged his Porsche RS Spyder Evo to overall victory in 45:03.402 over 12 laps, our #01 Audi R10 proved its absolute superiority by remaining completely untarnished by track debris, rubber marbles, or the indignity of actual competition.
Fernando Horta (#01 Audi R10): "Duuuuuude, hear me out because paddock chatter is already out of control. I strapped in, adjusted the mirrors, and before I could even blend into the pit exit lane, the ECU threw a fit and rendered the dashboard into a glowing paperweight. I didn't even get to see the Dunlop bridge! People in the pit lane were whispering that I missed my braking marker. What braking marker?! I never even reached second gear! The car just shut down cold. Meanwhile, Lucas Luhr coasted to 4th in the sister Audi, and I was left sitting on a tool chest arguing about Brazilian traffic on Radial Leste with a confused corner marshal. It is pure muamba electrical wiring, I swear. We bought these sensors from a dodgy stall behind the paddock and now we pay the price. A total catastrophe, but at least the car is scratch-free!"
President Luca di Guevara (Team Principal): "Caspita! For dios mio! What is this zero lap?! Gara is about WINNING! Bravissimo is for P1, not for sitting in pit lane drinking cold espresso! If the pilotti does not win the very next race, I fire the engine, I fire the telemetry, and I fire Horta straight to the moon! Mamma mia!"
SMWMSDDCCF Official Notice: The Council has formally opened an inquiry into why positions 9 and 21 are completely missing from the official Le Mans classification table. The ElderCouncil suspects alien abduction or severe French clerical negligence.
Ps. Paddock Lost & Found: One pair of fluorescent yellow racing boots, barely worn, left standing unattended near pit stall 36. If found, please return them to Scuderia Libra in exchange for a warm can of Brahma and a signed postcard.
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a offline race against AI-driven opponents. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Class | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Best Lap | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | LMP2 |  | CHRIS DYSON | 2007 DYSON RACING |  PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO |
12 | 0:45:03.402 | 3:39.989 |
| 1 | GT1 |  | OLIVIER BERETTA | 2009 CORVETTE RACING |  CORVETTE C6-R |
12 | + 01.384 | 3:40.116 |
| 2 | LMP2 |  | ROMAIN DUMAS | 2008 PENSKE RACING |  PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO |
12 | + 05.808 | 3:39.956 |
| 1 | LMP1 |  | LUCAS LUHR | 2007 AUDI SPORT N.AMERICA |  AUDI R10 |
12 | + 05.943 | 3:40.385 |
| 3 | LMP2 |  | DAVID BRABHAM | 2008 PATRON HIGHCROFT |  ACURA ARX-01 |
12 | + 07.693 | 3:39.288 |
| 4 | LMP2 | | RYAN BRISCOE | 2008 PENSKE RACING |  PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO |
12 | + 17.903 | 3:40.920 |
| 5 | LMP2 | | SASCHA MAASSEN | 2007 PENSKE RACING |  PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO |
12 | + 18.890 | 3:40.774 |
| 6 | LMP2 |  | SEIJI ARA | 2009 NAVI TEAM GOH |  PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO |
12 | + 33.825 | 3:40.269 |
| 7 | LMP2 |  | GIL DE FERRAN | 2008 DE FERRAN RACING |  ACURA ARX-01 |
12 | + 37.120 | 3:41.013 |
| 2 | GT1 |  | OLIVER GAVIN | 2007 CORVETTE RACING |  CORVETTE C6-R |
12 | + 43.454 | 3:42.929 |
| 2 | LMP1 | | NICOLAS MINASSIAN | 2009 PEUGEOT TOTAL |  PEUGEOT 908 |
12 | + 48.974 | 3:45.223 |
| 1 | GT2 | MARC GOOSENS | 2009 ROCKETSPORTS RACING |  JAGUAR XKR |
12 | + 01:00.573 | 3:43.580 | |
| 8 | LMP2 | | ANDY LALLY | 2008 DYSON RACING |  PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO |
12 | + 01:09.079 | 3:44.013 |
| 3 | LMP1 | | SCOTT SHARP | 2009 PATRON HIGHCROFT |  ACURA ARX-02 |
12 | + 01:15.750 | 3:46.306 |
| 9 | LMP2 | FREDY LIENHARD | 2008 HORAG RACING |  PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO |
12 | + 01:17.658 | 3:45.616 | |
| 10 | LMP2 | | BRYAN HERTA | 2007 ANDRETTI GREEN |  ACURA ARX-01 |
12 | + 01:18.283 | 3:46.281 |
| 2 | GT2 | | TIM PAPPAS | 2009 BLACK SWAN RACING |  FORD GTR |
12 | + 01:31.563 | 3:45.852 |
| 4 | LMP1 | BRYAN WILLMAN | 2009 AUTOCON MOTORSPORTS |  LOLA B06/10 |
12 | + 01:42.482 | 3:46.808 | |
| 5 | LMP1 | JONNY COCKER | 2009 DRAYSON RACING |  LOLA B09/60 |
12 | + 01:59.567 | 3:49.108 | |
| 11 | LMP2 | | GUNNAR VAN DER STEUR | 2009 VAN DER STEUR |  RADICAL SR9 |
12 | + 02:43.946 | 3:49.873 |
| 3 | GT1 | | TERRY BORCHELLER | 2008 BELL MOTORSPORTS |  ASTON DBR9 |
12 | + 02:50.004 | 3:40.108 |
| 3 | GT2 | | IAN JAMES | 2009 PTG RACING |  PANOZ GTLM |
12 | + 02:59.939 | 3:54.456 |
| 4 | GT2 | | RICHARD WESTBROOK | 2009 VICI RACING |  PORSCHE 997 GT3 |
12 | + 03:01.394 | 3:53.452 |
| 5 | GT2 | | RALF KELLENERS | 2007 RAHAL LETTERMAN |  PORSCHE 997 GT3 |
12 | + 03:15.779 | 3:53.639 |
| 6 | GT2 | JOERG BERGMEISTER | 2007 FLYING LIZARDS |  PORSCHE 997 GT3 |
11 | + 1 LAP | 3:56.103 | |
| 7 | GT2 | | ROB BELL | 2008 TAFEL RACING |  FERRARI F430 GT |
11 | + 1 LAP | 3:54.444 |
| 8 | GT2 | | JOEL FEINBERG | 2008 PRIMETIME RACING |  VIPER CC |
11 | + 1 LAP | 3:56.912 |
| 9 | GT2 | | BRYAN SELLERS | 2007 PTG RACING |  PANOZ GTLM |
11 | + 1 LAP | 3:54.506 |
| 10 | GT2 | | JORG BERGMEISTER | 2008 FLYING LIZARDS |  PORSCHE 997 GT3 |
11 | + 1 LAP | 3:55.269 |
| 11 | GT2 |  | MAURIZIO MEDIANI | 2007 CORSA MOTORSPORT |  FERRARI F430 GT |
11 | + 1 LAP | 3:56.285 |
| 12 | GT2 | | BEN AUCOTT | 2008 JMB RACING |  FERRARI F430 GT |
11 | + 1 LAP | 3:56.890 |
| 12 | LMP2 | PATRICK LONG | 2008 PENSKE RACING |  PORSCHE RS SPYDER EVO |
11 | + 1 LAP | 3:44.387 | |
| 13 | LMP2 | TIM GREAVES | 2008 TEAM BRUICHLADDICH |  RADICAL SR9 |
11 | + 1 LAP | 3:42.575 | |
| 6 | LMP1 | | FERNANDO HORTA | 2007 AUDI SPORT N.AMERICA |  AUDI R10 |
0 | DNF |
Lap Chart
Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.
Leaders
CHRIS DYSON led every lap.
| Lap | Leader | Laps | Took the lead from |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | CHRIS DYSON | 12 (1-12) |
| Driver | Laps led | % |
|---|---|---|
| CHRIS DYSON | 12 | 100% |
Related Images
2007 Audi Sport N.america, Audi R10 #7001, Driven By Fernando Horta
2007 Audi Sport N.america, Audi R10 #7002, Driven By Lucas Luhr
2007 Corvette Racing, Corvette C6-r #7004, Driven By Oliver Gavin
2007 Penske Racing, Porsche Rs Spyder Evo #7006, Driven By Sascha Maassen
2007 Rahal Letterman, Porsche 997 Gt3 #7018, Driven By Ralf Kelleners
2007 Dyson Racing, Porsche Rs Spyder Evo #7020, Driven By Chris Dyson
2007 Ptg Racing, Panoz Gtlm #7022, Driven By Bryan Sellers
2007 Andretti Green, Acura Arx-01 #7026, Driven By Bryan Herta
2007 Flying Lizards, Porsche 997 Gt3 #7045, Driven By Joerg Bergmeister
2007 Corsa Motorsport, Ferrari F430 Gt #7048, Driven By Maurizio Mediani
2008 Penske Racing, Porsche Rs Spyder Evo #8005, Driven By Ryan Briscoe
2008 Penske Racing, Porsche Rs Spyder Evo #8006, Driven By Patrick Long
2008 Penske Racing, Porsche Rs Spyder Evo #8007, Driven By Romain Dumas
2008 Bell Motorsports, Aston Dbr9 #8008, Driven By Terry Borcheller
2008 Patron Highcroft, Acura Arx-01 #8009, Driven By David Brabham
2008 Primetime Racing, Viper Cc #8011, Driven By Joel Feinberg
2008 Dyson Racing, Porsche Rs Spyder Evo #8020, Driven By Andy Lally
2008 Horag Racing, Porsche Rs Spyder Evo #8027, Driven By Fredy Lienhard
2008 Flying Lizards, Porsche 997 Gt3 #8045, Driven By Jorg Bergmeister
2009 Black Swan Racing, Ford Gtr #8054, Driven By Tim Pappas
2008 De Ferran Racing, Acura Arx-01 #8066, Driven By Gil De Ferran
2008 Tafel Racing, Ferrari F430 Gt #8071, Driven By Rob Bell
2008 Jmb Racing, Ferrari F430 Gt #8099, Driven By Ben Aucott
2008 Team Bruichladdich, Radical Sr9 #8207, Driven By Tim Greaves
2009 Corvette Racing, Corvette C6-r #9004, Driven By Olivier Beretta
2009 Navi Team Goh, Porsche Rs Spyder Evo #9005, Driven By Seiji Ara
2009 Peugeot Total, Peugeot 908 #9007, Driven By Nicolas Minassian
2009 Patron Highcroft, Acura Arx-02 #9009, Driven By Scott Sharp
2009 Autocon Motorsports, Lola B06/10 #9012, Driven By Bryan Willman
2009 Vici Racing, Porsche 997 Gt3 #9018, Driven By Richard Westbrook
2009 Van Der Steur, Radical Sr9 #9019, Driven By Gunnar Van Der Steur
2009 Ptg Racing, Panoz Gtlm #9021, Driven By Ian James
2009 Rocketsports Racing, Jaguar Xkr #9033, Driven By Marc Goosens
2009 Drayson Racing, Lola B09/60 #9088, Driven By Jonny Cocker
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