Formuladuude Season 03 - Grand Prix Of Long Beach, Usa
June 17, 2010 09:14pm
FORMULADUUDE SEASON 03 - Race Session
Quick Stats
- Championship: FORMULADUUDE SEASON 03
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- Track Length: 3.200 km
- Most Distance Covered: 17 laps, 54.400 km
- Simulator Used: GTR2
Race report: Long Beach Whispers: Libra Triumphs While Horta Lurks in Shadows
Roger Wilco completely annihilated the competition at Long Beach, converting pole position into a commanding 17-lap masterclass to extend Scuderia Libra's championship advantage.
Paddock microphones picked up endless chatter around the garages, particularly with title contender Fernando Horta nowhere to be seen on the starting grid. Rumours suggest the Brazilian was spotted trading his racing overalls for a pair of sunglasses and a folding chair down near the marina, watching the GT1 field rumble past while pretending to inspect local palm trees.
Meanwhile, Gecko91 put up a fierce fight in the #25 Lamborghini, hammering out a brilliant 1:19.712 best lap before dropping out just one lap shy of the finish line and collecting a frustrating DNF.
Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik (Tyrant Motorsport Chief Engineer): Ho ho ho! The gRReat c-chassis balance is absolute tRRash! But look at those p-p-p-purple colors! Magnificent! We shall b-b-build a gRRand rocket ship for the next street circuit using strictly stolen gRRbage from the docks!
As the dust settles on the California shoreline, the whisper network insists Horta's sudden disappearance was entirely tactical, designed solely to make Libra sweat under the afternoon sun. Naturally, nobody in the team principal's office believes a single word of it.
* Disclaimer: Scuderia Libra officially disavows any association with unauthorized coconut water stands operated by rival championship contenders near Turn 4. *
Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a online race. No events described on this text are to be taken seriously, and by no means reflect the author or their views, quotes or situations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental
Classification
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Laps | Gap | Grid | Best Lap | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |  FERRARI 575 GTC |
17 | 0:42:24.621 | 1 | 1:19.711 | 21 |
| 2 |  | GECKO91 | TF1S RACING |  LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT |
16 | DNF | 1:19.712 | 13 |
Qualifying
| Position | Driver | Team | Car | Best Lap | Gap | Laps |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA | FERRARI 575 GTC | 1:18.431 | 5 | |
| 2 | GECKO91 | TF1S RACING | LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO R-GT | 1:18.875 | +0.444 | 3 |
| 3 | FERNANDO HORTA | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX | FERRARI 550 MARANELLO | 1:28.386 | +9.955 | 3 |
Driver Standings
| Position | Driver | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 ▲1 | ROGER WILCO | SCUDERIA LIBRA |
164 |
| 2 ▼1 | FERNANDO HORTA |  WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |
154 |
| 3 | DAVINCI |  WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |
121 |
| 4 ▲1 | GECKO91 | TF1S RACING |
31 |
| 5 ▼1 | GOOFY |  MAPUA RACING |
29 |
| 6 | MOUSTACHE | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |
6 |
Team Standings
| Position | Team | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | SCUDERIA LIBRA |
152 |
| 2 | WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX |
98 |
| 3 |  WILLIAMS GRAND PRIX ENGINEERING |
89 |
| 4 |  LOSEL RACING |
72 |
| 5 ▲2 | TF1S RACING |
31 |
| 6 ▼1 | MAPUA RACING |
29 |
| 7 ▼1 |  BORROWED B194 |
22 |
| 8 |  VODAFONE-FERRARI |
12 |
Related Images
Tf1s Racing, Lamborghini Murcielago R-gt #10025, Driven By Gecko91
Scuderia Libra, Ferrari 575 Gtc #10029, Driven By Roger Wilco
Grand Prix Of Long Beach