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Race report: Gillet Vertigo Chaos on the Sunlit Streets of St. Petersburg

Fernando Horta absolutely humiliated the rest of the field on the sun-baked concrete of St. Petersburg, converting twenty laps of pure Gillet Vertigo terror into a twenty-second victory over Roger Wilco while executive director Eurico Maluf looked on from the pit wall with a clipboard full of parking tickets.

(Kent Komeu - The Punning Herald) Fernando, twenty seconds clear in a Vertigo around a street circuit while Roger chased shadows—did you smuggle extra horsepower through customs again?

Fernando Horta (Driver): Look, Kent, there is no muamba here, just pure riograndense talent and a car that refuses to stay straight unless I beg it. We put twelve points in the bag and that is all that matters.

(R.U. Serious - Daily Weekly) Executive Director Eurico Maluf was spotted measuring your rear wing with a very small ruler after the checkered flag; are we expecting a penalty before dinner?

Fernando Horta (Driver): Eurico can measure whatever he wants as long as he does not touch my tires. The man spends half his day looking for his reading glasses and the other half trying to figure out why Rodrigo Petals finished on the podium.

(Livio Orificio - AOLUOLBOL) Roger Wilco said your fastest lap of 1:12.653 was practically illegal and that Scuderia Libra is launching a formal investigation into your steering wheel buttons.

Fernando Horta (Driver): Tell Roger he can investigate my rear bumper all he wants since that was the only part of my car he saw for twenty laps! *laughs loudly while adjusting his team cap*

(Eurico Maluf - FormulaDuude Organization) *taps microphone aggressively* Quiet down, all of you. The official results stand, the Gillet Vertigo is technically a motor vehicle under rule 440-B, and I have a lunch reservation at a seafood place near Radial Leste that I cannot miss.

Disclaimer: This is a fictional, satirical report of a online race. No events described on this text are to be taken seriously, and by no means reflect the author or their views, quotes or situations. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental

Classification

Position		Driver	Team	Car	Laps	Gap	Best Lap	Points
1		FERNANDO HORTA	LOTUS FD TEAM	GILLET VERTIGO	20	0:25:54.700	1:12.653	12
2		ROGER WILCO	SCUDERIA LIBRA	GILLET VERTIGO	20	+ 20.532	1:16.471	6
3		RODRIGO PETALS	FLORES TEAM	GILLET VERTIGO	20	+ 38.292	1:15.836	4

Fastest Lap Progression

Every time the race's fastest lap was beaten, from lap 2 (lap 1 is a standing start).

Lap Chart

Position at the end of every lap, FERNANDO HORTA highlighted. Hover a line or a name to follow a driver, click or tap to keep it highlighted; dashed lines are cars that retired.

Leaders

5 lead changes over 20 laps.

Gaps

Time behind at the end of every lap. The scale stops at about one lap (1:17.765): lines break where a car drops further back. Hover or tap a line to follow a driver.

Lap by Lap

Each lap's notable moments, quiet stretches grouped; tap a row for the full order with lap times and gaps. The logs don't record pit stops: they're worked out from lap times, so a spin that costs as much time can read as one.

Driver Standings

Position	Driver	Team	Points
1	FERNANDO HORTA	LOTUS FD TEAM	41
2	ROGER WILCO	SCUDERIA LIBRA	33
3	RODRIGO PETALS	FLORES TEAM	4

Team Standings

Position	Team	Points
1	SCUDERIA LIBRA	33
2	LOTUS FD TEAM	30
3	SHAKAXD	11
4	FLORES TEAM	4

Related Images

Lotus Fd Team, Gillet Vertigo #3001, Driven By Fernando Horta

Scuderia Libra, Gillet Vertigo #3029, Driven By Roger Wilco

Flores Team, Gillet Vertigo #3100, Driven By Rodrigo Petals

Firestone Grand Prix Of St. Petersburg